Caption Contest

[MJ807]

A local radio station is giving away SD!/ECW Tickets and I'm trying to win but I can't think of a good caption for this pic I'm hoping you guys can help.

 

[El Joo Magnifico]

SECRET.....ASIAN MAN!

 

[Enigma22]

ching-chong?

 

[Wordlife]

"now ya see Shay Li... that's the new sex toy we asians like to call the BrainFucker2000... take a picture, in about 2-3 years you'll see this in the latest porno's around... making our little dicks bigger with this Blue cap on our head!"

 

[This Guy]

Woman: So if I want to have hair like Woopie Goldberg I have to wear this for 3 hours every morning?

Man: Yes, but as you can see the side effect is a drop in IQ, but the effect only lasts for 2 hours after the proceedure is complete.

 

[JimmyD]

Woman: And what was the cause of death?

Man: Suicide?

Woman: How?

Man: ...I'm gonna go ahead and say the numerous jacks protruding into the skull probably didn't help.

 

[Kizza]

Me no rikey dis contraptions.

 

[Wrestling Station]

Woman: Umm, If I took a picture with my camera; would that thing on that guy's head explode for any reason?
Man: ....
Woman: Do you think that it has to do with his tie?
Man: ....
Woman: Do you think that I can charge my camera with that black helmet?
Man: For God's sake! why dont you just ask him instead?!!! Geeeeeeeeeeez!

 

[Kaptain KnicKy]

Man: Is the camera ready?
Woman: Yes.
Man: Crank the voltage up to 3000volts. We've got the camera ready.

 

[Kizza]

I still think racism is the key.

Or from South Park.

"Oh, I forget, what are Chinese plans to invade America again?"