Canada’s Supreme Court Legalizes Some Sex Acts with Animals

[Swift]

Canada’s highest court has just ruled that some sex acts between humans and animals are legal.

In a quixotic ruling, the country’s high court ruled that a man who was on trial for raping and sexually exploiting his own daughters wasn’t guilty of “bestiality.” The man reportedly, “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.”

The convicted man took his case to the Canadian Supreme Court, demanding that the bestiality charge be nullified. In the end, the court agreed.

Canada's Supreme Court Legalizes Some Sex Acts with Animals

@CM Punk
WTH is wrong with your people ity1:

 

[Black Wizard]

What the fuck Canada?

 

[Solid Snake]

Cat just over here minding his business like :kitler:

Then here comes Canada... :canada:

Spoiler

 

[Rogue]

Canada is the equivalent to our Florida.

 

[Solid Snake]

Canada is the equivalent to our Florida.

Hamsters.

Moving yet?

 

[Rogue]

Hamsters.

Moving yet?

Your dirty mind makes me feel like crying. Yet another way to BULLY me:spanishcry:

 

[Solid Snake]

Your dirty mind makes me feel like crying. Yet another way to BULLY me:spanishcry:

All I said was Hamsters, that was all you. ity:

 

[Solid Snake]

I'd like to see a coming out party for this honestly. Like how do you explain this to your parents?

 

[Rogue]

All I said was Hamsters, that was all you. ity:

 

[CM Punk]

Smh acting like I legalized it.

 

[Black Iron PJ]

Well I think Canada has to find other things to do to entertain themselves until Pokemon Go comes out.

 

[TheTNHMaster]

Usually I support what Canada does...this one...

:hank:

 

[Roadster]

Jesus fucking christ.

 

[Swift]

Jesus fucking christ.

You watch your mouth.

 

[Roadster]

You watch your mouth.

Watch this :finger: