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I've taken some absolutely brutal nut shots and I find this to be total bullshit.
 
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The worst junk shot I took was from a female soccer player......not fun but I didn't feel like 160 babies were ripping out of me
 
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The worst junk shot I took was from a female soccer player......not fun but I didn't feel like 160 babies were ripping out of me
my worst came from our top male soccer player.. he was punting a soccer ball and I thought it would be funny to run up and block it. I timed it perfectly, ran up and swatted the ball away right as he swung. TOO perfect of timing, because instead of one ball he connected with two and it was a full follow through swing he had in mind. I fell to the ground and puked right away.

but I would take dozens of those before giving birth. "units of pain" seems like bs anyhow, don't people have different pain thresholds? and generally from my understanding women have higher pain tolerance than men.
 

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Giving birth pain can be max, or minimal depending on the woman. Women with smaller hips tend to have the most pain, for obvious reasons, while women with larger hips, have less pain. I am not taking fat here, but the actual hip bone width. There are women who give birth at home with ease (no pain killers), saying the pain was greatly masked by the joy. Everyone is different.I would say as far as averages go, a nut shot is a lot less painful.
 

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Giving birth pain can be max, or minimal depending on the woman. Women with smaller hips tend to have the most pain, for obvious reasons, while women with larger hips, have less pain. I am not taking fat here, but the actual hip bone width. There are women who give birth at home with ease (no pain killers), saying the pain was greatly masked by the joy. Everyone is different.I would say as far as averages go, a nut shot is a lot less painful.
hip bones have nothing to do with your vagina being ripped to shreds
 

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No, but it does with the ease of the birth. The whole pushing act of it.
Just saying you would have to be a fucking psychopath (which plenty of women are) to sit there and pretend any 'joy' you are feeling 'masks' that pain.

I've seen pictures. That shit has to hurt, especially on no meds? FUck that.
 

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Giving birth pain can be max, or minimal depending on the woman. Women with smaller hips tend to have the most pain, for obvious reasons, while women with larger hips, have less pain. I am not taking fat here, but the actual hip bone width. There are women who give birth at home with ease (no pain killers), saying the pain was greatly masked by the joy. Everyone is different.I would say as far as averages go, a nut shot is a lot less painful.
Contractions hurt a lot more than actual child birth. Once the pushing starts the pain isn't that bad. It's those contractions that are doozies. Seen it twice, if you could somehow bypass contractions and go straight to pushing, women wouldn't complain anymore.
 
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Contractions hurt a lot more than actual child birth. Once the pushing starts the pain isn't that bad. It's those contractions that are doozies. Seen it twice, if you could somehow bypass contractions and go straight to pushing, women wouldn't complain anymore.
Yeah, the dilation seems to bother women as well. Once the baby peaks out the pain is cut by %50+.
 

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Just saying you would have to be a fucking psychopath (which plenty of women are) to sit there and pretend any 'joy' you are feeling 'masks' that pain.

I've seen pictures. That shit has to hurt, especially on no meds? FUck that.
I don't plan on having a baby, but if it happens, I will be doing a home birth, no pain killers.
 

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I don't plan on having a baby, but if it happens, I will be doing a home birth, no pain killers.
well I mean easy to talk that shit like barbara badass when you aren't going to have a kid.

I'm never planning on skydiving, but if I do I'd probably do it with no parachute
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