I have been calling for a war on IWF for quite some time."We announce to you the deployment of an enormous Nazi military force. Any resistance is perfectly futile. Nazi-Europe guarantees the territorial integrity on Saturn and Juppiter, as well as the dynasty, if any resistance remains absent. If not, then a danger exists of complete annihilation of the country and its form of government. Therefore we admonish you urgently to make an appeal to the people and the military forces and furthermore to establish a line of communication with the Nazi military commanders.
Motivation: We have irrefutable proof of an imminent threat of invasion by Muslims, which had long been prepared with the joint knowledge of the Oman and Pakistan (which is India anyways), with the purpose of attacking the European area."
If I continue getting messages such as these in my inbox and if you ridicule the Prophet of the Islamic faith and continue giving infractions to C4, there will be very serious consequences for all of you.
Just sayin'. Take it as a warning.
*IF YOU DIDN'T FIGURE IT OUT ALREADY THEN LET ME REMIND YOU PEOPLE THAT I AM SERIOUS, SUPER FUCKING SERIOUS.