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CT Styles

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The famous WWE: Big Time episode..

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WWE RAW Monday April 11 2008

RAW Opening Video airs.


All The Superstars of RAW and most of Smackdown are around the ring.

'No Chance' Hits and Mr. McMahon comes down to boos. He has a microphone and steps in the ring.

Vince: Ladies & Gentleman. Unfortunetely I have to do this. It appears that alot of WWE Superstars are not happy. And that effects there performance in the ring. Now as some of you may know we just lost five superstars, former World Heavyweight Champion Booker T & Rey Mysterio have just recently signed with Championship Wrestling Allianc...

'Boom!' by Nelly hits the speakers and everyone seems confused, wondering who it could be. Then a young man with Brown Hair comes out in a nice suit. He stands at the top of the ramp with a microphone.

Vince: And who the hell are you?!

???: Haha, Vince, Vince. You wanna know who I am do you?

Vince: That would be what I just asked you!

???: Who am I?, Vince I am your worst nightmare.

Vince: God Damn It!! Who Are You!?!?

???: Vince, Who Am I? I'm Charlie Cosgrove. The owner of Championship Wrestling Alliance.

Vince stops and takes it all in for a second and does that shocked face he does. Like he did many times with DX.

Charlie: Vince, I've come here tonight, well to inform you that your going down. And in just a matter of time Championship Wrestling Alliance will be the #1 Wrestling Promotion in the world. See, I've already signed people by the likes of Former 5 Time WCW World Heavyweight Champion Booker T, Rey Mysterio, Spirit Squad, Goldberg!!, Chris Masters, The list goes on Vince, the list goes on.

Vince: Now wait just a damn minute!! Who the hell do you think you are coming here and making a damn mockery out of me?! I'm Vincent Kennedy McMahon an...

Charlie: And I'm Charlie Cosgrove.


Vince: Grrr. Security!!


Charlie: I don't think your security guards will be up to the task Vince.


Charlie points at the Titantron. The Titantron shows beaten up Security Guards.

Vince: Thats It!!! Every Superstar around this ring get him!!

Charlie just stands there and then...

Charlie: Guys come out now!


All of CWA's roster comes out. Booker T goes straight for Chris Jericho while all the other members of CWA brawl on the ramp. Goldberg is fighting Triple H against the barricade, Mikey & Nicky of the Spirit Squad are ganging up on Shawn Michaels on the outside of the ring in the corner.

Vince: Stop it! Stop it right this instant! All of you!!

Everyone who is fighting stops.

Vince: Alright. Charlie you and me need to talk in my office. All of you. Some of you are going to be in matches, SOME of you. Infact they are going to be somewhat of a reunion.

Vince points at HBK.

Vince: Shawn, You are going to be taking on CWA's The Spirit Squad! In a 5-on-1 Handicap Match!!


HBK is not happy about that at all.

Vince points at Chris Jericho.


Vince: Chris, You will be taking on Booker T! and while this is going on Myself & CWA Owner Charlie Cosgrove are going to be having a meeting with Myself, my son Shane, My Daughter Stephanie & William Regal.

Commercial Break

'Can You Dig It Sucka?!' hits and Booker T makes his way to a WWE ring for probably the last time. He gets in the ring looking cocky and taunts the crowd.

'Break The Walls Down!' Hits and The Savior Chris Jericho stands at the top of the ramp performing his signature stance before walking down the ramp and stepping into the ring.


Match 1
Single
Booker T vs Chris Jericho


They lock up. Jericho gets a side headlock on Booker but for not to long because Booker gets out of it. Booker starts nailing some backhand chops on Jericho before kicking him in the gut and going for an early scissors kick but Jericho moves back and performs a roll-up pin, 1...2. Booker kicks out. They are both up. Booker goes for a superkick but Jericho ducks and goes for another roll-up, 1...2 Booker kicks out again. Jericho starts nailing some backhand chops when Booker is up, he nails about 3 before whipping Booker tot he opposite ropes and setting up a backdrop but Booker performed a swinging neckbreaker and covered, 1...2.. Jericho kicked out. Booker got up, run to the ropes and on the rebound nailed a knee drop and covered, 1...2... Y2J got a shoulder up. Booker starts yelling at the referee. Meanwhile Y2J has recovered and rebounds off the ropes to perform a one handed running bulldog. Y2J does his signature stance before going for the Codebreaker on Booker... But Booker reverses it and throws Y2J back to the mat. He goes to pick up Y2J but Y2J kicks him in the jaw and Booker falls back. Booker is lying on his back when Y2J grabs his legs and twists over for the Walls of Jericho!!! ... But Booker escapes it. Jericho goes back to Booker but receives a thumb to the eye and a kick to the gut. Booker runs off the ropes again for a scissor kick and... Jericho reverses it! Jericho grabs Booker's legs and locks in the Walls of Jericho! Booker is reaching for the ropes but Jericho pulls him back, Booker attempts again but its no use. Booker gives it one last try and fails, Booker taps.

Winner - WWE's Chris Jericho


JR: Well King, Chris Jericho got one point on WWE's side tonight in this very strange show.

King: Yes, JR. Well its now 1-0 in WWE's favor. I wonder what McMahon & Charlie Cosgrove and the rest are discussing.

JR: I don't know King, but I sure hope its positive.

King: So do I JR,

JR: Well after the commercial break we have our second and last match of the night. And I think this one might even the scores to 1-1. Its the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels. Who in my opinion bleeds WWE will be taking on CWA's Male Cheerleaders, The Spirit Squad. Now as much as they look like a bunch of queens they can fight, especially when there's 5 of them and 1 of Shawn Michaels.


King: Good Luck Shawn!

Commercial Break


'Mikey, Nickey, etc...' hits and the Spirit Squad make their way to the ring in their green uniforms. They enter the ring looking confident. They have a group huddle before exiting the ring, awaiting their opponent.

'Sexy Boy' Hits and the crowd give a massive pop. Shawn comes out looking determined. He doesn't do any of his signature pyro or anything. He just takes off his shirt and throws it in the crowd then runs straight in the ring...


Main Event/Match 2
1-on-5 Handicap Match
WWE's Shawn Michaels vs CWA's Spirit Squad


... Michaels slides in the ring and lands some punches on Kenny. Michaels performs a few snap jabs before some backhand chops. He Irish Whips Kenny to the ropes and on the rebound goes for a backdrop but Kenny kicks him in the face and tags in Mitch. Mitch starts stomping Shawn, He then starts taunting the crowd doing Michaels signature muscle flex taunt. Michaels though nips up behind Mitch and when Mitch turns around Michaels performs a Superkick!!! but to thin air because Mitch jumped out of the ring. Nickey comes in the ring and runs at Michaels but Michaels sidesteps him and throws him out. Mitch is back in the ring and performs a clothesine on Shawn when Shawn turns around. Mitch covers, 1...2 Michaels kicks out. Mitch tags in Johnny. Johnny puts Michaels in an arm bar. Michaels is in pain and starts whacking the mat, the crowd start to get behind him and eventually Michaels counters it and performs a whip to the corner and goes for a clothesline but Johnny moves and performs a school boy roll-up on Michaels, 1...2... Michaels kicks out. Johnny tags in Mikey. Mikey performs an elbow drop and pins HBK, 1...2... HBK kicks out.

He picks up HBK and whips him to the ropes but HBK counters the attempted backdrop and performs a spinning neckbreaker. Both men are down and the ref starts to make the count. The crowd is behind Michaels. Mikey gets up at 4, HBK at 5. Mikey manages to tag in Kenny. Kenny runs at HBK but HBK punches him and Kenny falls to the mat. Michaels whips Kenny but Kenny reverses and whips Michaels, Michaels performs a flying forearm on the rebound and after a few seconds nips up. Kenny gets up and walks into an inverted atomic drop from Michaels followed by a few punches, then a scoop slam. Michaels starts to climb the ropes and gets on top and nails a diving elbow drop. Michaels is tuning up the band, 1....2....3....4... But the rest of the Spirit Squad enter the ring and attack Michaels in the corner, they then manage to perform the High Spirits. But Triple H runs to the ring and starts attacking Mitch. The referee rings the bell. HHH is owning Mitch until Nickey & Johnny come over and help Mitch while Kenny Mikey take care of HBK. DX are in the ring getting beat up. But Chris Jericho is running down the ramp then The Hardy Boyz and before you know it nearly the whole of WWE is in that ring clearing house.

CWA come back out and all the WWE Superstars starts calling them over yelling, 'Bring It On!' but CWA stand back.


Result - Spirit Squad via DQ


'No Chance!' hits and Vince McMahon comes out with Charlie Cosgrove, Steph McMahon, Shane McMahon & William Regal. Regal seems sad.


Vince: Alright! All of you out of my ring! NOW!! Or Your, FIREDDDD!!!

Everyone exits the ring. Vince, Cosgrove, Steph, Shane & Regal walk through the crowd of CWA's roster. And then enter the ring.

WWE stand halfway up the ramp, CWA at the top.

Vince: It saddens me to make this announcement. It seems that Championship Wrestling Alliance is making quite a name for itself. And it is managing to lure some of my big stars there. CWA has received a TV Deal with Fox. That scares me. This announcement has alot to do with World Wrestling Entertainment.

Crowd Boo.

Vince: Shut Up!!!

Crowd Shut Up.


Vince: The reason I chose to make this announcement, and the reason I chose to make this announcement on RAW.

Vince almost starts to cry. Steph & Shane pat him on the back.


Vince: The reason is.. Because Smackdown, is no more.

Crowd boo


Vince: Smackdown is no more. I can't fit superstars on both Smackdown & RAW because I have sold some of you.


WWE Section all start to look around at each other.

Vince: Charlie Cosgrove gave me offers I couldn't refuse for particular Superstars and other things.

Vince pauses for a second as a tear rolls down his cheek.

Vince: The following people are going to CWA..

Vince turns to the WWE Section and mouths the words, 'I'm Sorry'

Vince: World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton and Charlie Cosgrove has also bough the World Heavyweight Championship aswell so you will be keeping that. Which means Wrestlemania 24 will be a WWE & CWA presentation this ye, year.


Vince has a few more tears roll down his cheek.

Vince: Other people that are going to CWA are... Mr. Kennedy, John Morrison, Edge, Rob Van Dam, Matt Hardy & Your World Tag Titles will be going with you and Brock Lesnar. So far you all are going to Championship Wrestling Allaince. You will all still be competing at Wrestlemania this year if you were already booked but after that it is separate Pay-Per-Views.

Vince starts crying and hands the microphone to Shane.

Shane: Since my father can't talk anymore, I will continue. From now on all Smackdown's superstars will join RAW's superstars on RAW but some of you may not be needed anymore due to a larger roster. Sorry to leave on a sour note but that is it for tonght!

RAW goes off the air.