Brock Lesnar opening his own business

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So, with this new business, will he still be with WWE?
He's on a half time schedule. If the legends can take outside bookings and run separate businesses I don't see why Brock wouldn't be able to run a shop. He'll probably chain Sable to the register or something. While he is off fighting moose and Canadians. But why place something out in a wasteland like Alberta Canada.
 

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He's on a half time schedule. If the legends can take outside bookings and run separate businesses I don't see why Brock wouldn't be able to run a shop. He'll probably change Sable to the register or something. While he is off fighting moose and Canadians. But why place something out in a wasteland like Alberta Canada.

Low taxes, affordable land, and tons of great hunting.
 

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Wonder how it must be to have Lesnar as a boss :hmm:

Worker: Hello sir, I cannot just give that to you for free...
Customer: Shut up, you're stupid.
Worker: Sir please...my boss is in the back, you don't wanna piss him off...
Customer: I bet he's a fat summabitch, come out! I'm gonna take your stuff, and your gonna deal with it!
Brock Lesnar: *breaks through the wall and starts beating the shit out of the customer as Paul Heyman says sorry to the customer*
 
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Wonder how it must be to have Lesnar as a boss :hmm:

Worker: Hello sir, I cannot just give that to you for free...
Customer: Shut up, you're stupid.
Worker: Sir please...my boss is in the back, you don't wanna piss him off...
Customer: I bet he's a fat summabitch, come out! I'm gonna take your stuff, and your gonna deal with it!
Brock Lesnar: *breaks through the wall and starts beating the shit out of the customer as Paul Heyman says sorry to the customer*
What happens?

 

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I'd shit my pants if I had to fight Lesnar. I had a dream where someone wanted me to fight him, and I ran faster then Sonic.
 
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Good for him. Seems like he has to find a way to spend/invest his money since he's probably got a swimming pool full of it these days.
 

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If Lesnar came out as manager, I'd probably crap my pants but still complain. Will be interesting to see what he does :D
 

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I'd shit my pants if I had to fight Lesnar. I had a dream where someone wanted me to fight him, and I ran faster then Sonic.
I'd easily beat 10 Brock Lesnars with one hand. :smug-47:

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