Best One Night Stand

[Farooq]

:angry: GOD DAMN IT

 

[TheArabHammer]

Do I divulge my stories to commoners?

 

[ShaRpY HaRdY]

All yo mommas!

 

[B.Dazzle]

I've had plenty of One Night Stands.

I once stood for a whole night and a half as well.

 

[edge4ever]

I've had plenty of One Night Stands.

I once stood for a whole night and a half as well.

you sir, are creative.

 

[edge4ever]

All yo mommas!

my mother is a whore. so prob.

 

[Trip in the Head]

Well, since I've only been with as many girls as I can count on one hand..........

Was in the military in Germany at a local Irish pub. Pretty sure a buddy of mine was going home with a local girl we knew (he'd still deny he did anything, but I HIGHLY doubt that). She had a friend. He asked me to come with them back to her place (was actually some officer's german housing). And yeah, we had a good time. I didn't even know what was going on until we were outside the pub getting in vehicles. I was pretty wasted, but I do remember we did it twice and she put a condom on me with her mouth. I don't remember it being exceptionally great though. But, sex is sex.

Fun tidbit, the girl my friend went home with tried to joke with me a week later in the pub and said her friend was pregnant. I was like "that shit ain't funny". She thought so.

 

[edge4ever]

Well, since I've only been with as many girls as I can count on one hand..........

Was in the military in Germany at a local Irish pub. Pretty sure a buddy of mine was going home with a local girl we knew (he'd still deny he did anything, but I HIGHLY doubt that). She had a friend. He asked me to come with them back to her place (was actually some officer's german housing). And yeah, we had a good time. I didn't even know what was going on until we were outside the pub getting in vehicles. I was pretty wasted, but I do remember we did it twice and she put a condom on me with her mouth. I don't remember it being exceptionally great though. But, sex is sex.

Fun tidbit, the girl my friend went home with tried to joke with me a week later in the pub and said her friend was pregnant. I was like "that shit ain't funny". She thought so.

Lmfao. my fav part: "sex is sex"......that is very true. It sucks if it's awful, but regardless, better than using your fucking hand all the time :ksi:

 

[RoyalRaven]

Went to Madison, WI for Freakfest one halloween. Ended up at a random house party completely blitzed. Saw a hot girl in a poison ivy costume. Picture this:

I go up to her and ask her if she wants to dance. She said yes and we spend about 30 mins dancing to various songs. Mostly grinding, slow dancing, etc. Eventually the song 'Splash Waterfalls' by Ludacris comes on.



She is grinding nice and slow and sexy and starts whispering the lyrics of the song into my ear which include 'make love to me' and 'fuck me'. This of course created a big problem for me.

At this point I'm beyond turned on and I grab her hand and tell her to come with me. I take her upstairs to the bathroom and close the door. She asks me, 'What are we doing?'. I say, 'I'm going to fuck you'. And I did.
:win:

Am I the only one who read this and was concerned at the fact this sounds like rape?

 

[Swift]

Am I the only one who read this and was concerned at the fact this sounds like rape?

Doesn't sound like rape at all. Chicks love it when dudes are demanding when it comes to sex.

 

[wils172]

Am I the only one who read this and was concerned at the fact this sounds like rape?

It's not rape when she asks for it my man. :

 

[edge4ever]

It's not rape when she asks for it my man. :

agreed....and women the rape scenario. Google that shit. #1 for women.