best chat up line?

[Cloud]

Never really used them just used to play on my shyness for sympathy which worked quite a lot.

 

[Butters!]

Hi! I'm Dolph Ziggler.

 

[Just Kevin]

Hi! I'm Dolph Ziggler.

hahaha I legit laughed at that!

 

[Butters!]

hahaha I legit laughed at that!

Gets the ladies every time!

 

[Scott78]

Heres 10p go phone your mum tell her your not coming home tonight. (that shows my age considering prob cost more and who the hell uses a phonebox nowdays).

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

 

[Butters!]

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

 

[leojay]

I feel like I'm gifted being somewhat shy, I can use it for sympathy and don't need to use cheesy pickup lines!

Spoiler

then again I don't get anyone anyway

 

[CM Punk]

Hey, does it smell like pee? Cause urinate out of 10.

Spoiler

Some Xbox folks will remember this.

 

[Tgmiveld]

used a fresh one-liner during the weekends pussy patrolling

grabbed some poon and said to her, hey baby i will be seeing you later, in my dreams.

the poon was pretty hot for the old Miveld that weekend, some hot blonde gave me the old eye. which only means one thing. if i had the confidence no doubt she would be giving me a hand shandy by the end of the night

 

[Farooq]

Should have lassoed that babe into the barn of excitement bro.

 

[Tgmiveld]

Should have lassoed that babe into the barn of excitement bro.

my confidence let me down again lad

somethimes i am a bit too smart to make it in life

 

[Farooq]

Maybe it was for the best :sad:

 

[seabs]

How likely was a knee trembler from her lad?

 

[Tgmiveld]

How likely was a knee trembler from her lad?

both were up for one, I can tell ya lad

both would have given me the old dope hat in the club, and no doubt be legs of kimbo in my bedroom later. if i had the confidence

 

[seabs]

Shame you don't have the confidence lad you'd be a reyt rockstar.