best chat up line?

[Gav back in the championship]

So yeah hit me with the best chat up line you know?

 

[Tgmiveld]

Here are some of mine

"Fancy a shot at the champ" I do this with a replica IC belt

"Hello beutiful" Tribute to the Joker

"Hello my lovely" Clockwork Orange

"alright love, we will have to bring the council in your fanny is so tight"

Women asks what I am looking at - "well your a good looking women"

they always work, but my lack of confiednce prevents me getting their sweet rumper roos on my bedspread

 

[Pop Tatari]

Nice legs, What time do they open?

 

[Majour]

Is there a mirror in your knickers? I can see myself in there.

 

[F.R.I.E]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Frie.

 

[Farooq]

The fuck you looking at? Oh wait... perfection.

 

[Gav back in the championship]

Do you like dragons? Coz I'm gunna be drag-on my balls all over your face

 

[Rogue]

Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see.(@Snowman)

 

[seabs]

Yo bitch I can close threads on a wrestling forum and wait for it.... make threads live too. Yeah let that sink in.

This only works on great rumps.

For the average ones :

Yo bitch

Does the trick I think you'll find.

 

[Brosnar]

"What is my shirt made of?

Boyfriend material!"

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Did it hurt?

Girl: did what hurt?

When you fell from heaven

 

[Brosnar]

"Is your name "Gillette"? Because you're the best a man can get!"

 

[Stopspot]

Let's play pocket ping pong, my home court.

 

[Just Kevin]

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?


If you want to be creepy and sweet...

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

 

[Just Kevin]

See I post a few and the thread dies because noone can think of any better!