Kayfabe Beeps

[SupaHeeroh]

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*Minho’s music hits. He wastes no time stepping out onto the stage holding his girlfriend, Wendi’s hand. His three bodyguards follow. Minho quickly paces to the ring dragging Wendi with him. She tries to hide her face with her hair, obviously embarrassed. Minho sits on the middle rope allowing Wendi to enter first before following. He signals for a microphone as his three guards enter the ring. Minho begins pacing around the ring. As his music stops the boos become more audable.*

Minho: Shut up! McKay... He... He cheated! There’s no way he... There was light in my eyes! The ring was unstable! The ropes were slippy and he had weighted boots! I... I... Gaaah!

*Minho hits himself on the head a few times in frustration.*

Minho: No! That’s not it... Luis Alvarado... He’s in my head! He made me lose to win a bet, and then he embarrasses me with that horrendous music I had to come out to at the weekend.

*The audience begin chanting “beep beep beep”*

Minho: Stop! Stop it!

*He holds his hands over his ears as the beeping continues.*

Minho: Luis! You see what you’ve done?! You did this on purpose! You could’ve picked ANYTHING, but nooo... You. Chose... Beeps...

*The taunting from the audience continues.*

Minho: Get out here!​

 

[Hybrid]

*Luis comes out on stage laughing at Minho*
Luis Alvarado: Oh come on Minny take that look off your face.
*Luis begins walking down the ramp*
Luis Alvarado: Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep. Haha, that was classic.

*Luis climbs up the stairs and leans on the ropes*
Luis Alvarado: A loser like you has to learn to lighten up. Take things in stride ya know?
*Luis looks at the 3 bodyguards*
Luis Alvarado: You gonna move them? In your heightened anger, I'd prefer if they weren't in the ring.

 

[SupaHeeroh]

*Minho looks at his three bodyguards and nods. They exit the ring but still stand beside it.*

Minho: Is that better for you?

*Luis enters the ring.*

Minho: You... I told you that I respected you and your accomplishments. Then you do that to me?! How dare you! Do you not know who I am?! I am The Korean Sensation! The singing superstar, South Korea's favourite export Minho and you should treat me like royalty! Not make a mockery out of me like you did...

*Minho stares at Alvarado.*

Minho: I want you to apologise! Apologise to me, apologise to Wendi, apologise to my bodyguards. Even apologise to these people for your stupid mistake.​

 

[Hybrid]

*Luis mulls it over a bit before responding*
Luis Alvarado: Alright, you child.
*Luis says the next words very slowly*
Luis Alvarado: I'm sorry
*Luis returns to a normal cadence*
Luis Alvarado: and to your girlfriend. I'm sorry. . . . that your boy here can't win a match. I'm sorry that he's weak-willed small little niño, sorry that he loves to sleep under sweaty men for 3 seconds, sorry that he has stupid hair and sorry that he can't stand beeps.


*Luis then turns towards the bodyguards' standing ringside*
Luis Alvarado: And I'm sorry to you guys too I guess.
*Luis looks back at Minho before turning back to the bodyguards*
Luis Alvarado: Except for Michael, he is a culo.
*Luis turns his attention back to Minho*
Luis Alvarado: So Mini, does that satisfy your lust for apologies?

 

[SupaHeeroh]

*Minho's eyes widen and he clenches his fist.*

Spoiler

Minho: Gesekida... GESEKIDA!

*Wendi runs forward and grabs Minho's arm.*

Minho: Get off of me woman!

*Minho pulls his arm away from Wendi, who goes back to covering her face.*

Minho: You disrespect me! You disrespect my girl! Nee gah shil uh!

*Minho continues to stare at Alvarado with rage in his eyes. Luis stands on the other side of the ring with a smile on his face.*

Minho: I think there's only one way to settle this!

*Minho turns around and tells Wendi to get out of the ring. As she does he turns back around and drops his microphone, Alvarado does the same. Minho steps forward and presses his head against Alvarados'. He begins screaming in his face in Korean. The three bodyguards take notice of what is happening and begin to climb onto the apron. Out comes...*​

 

[Emo]

Emerson Zayne: Guys c'mon! There's no need to fight like this!

*Emerson walks out onto the stage and makes his way down the ramp, everyone turning their attention to the highly out of place individual*​

Emerson Zayne: You are two of the most awe-inspiring, hope-bringing, international sensations that this company has to offer. Why waste time going at each other's throats?

*As he approaches the outer-ring, Emerson squeezes between 2 of the bodyguards, and as he begins to climb the steel steps, he turns his attention to Michael*​

Emerson Zayne: And don't worry, Michael. I'm sure that Luis didn't really mean what he said earlier. He's just lost in thought over the memory of you crumbling in front of him after he delivered a well-timed low blow to you.

*Michael takes a step forward, but is stopped by the other bodyguards as Emerson steps through the ropes and into the ring*​

Emerson Zayne: Back to what I was saying though, you guys are inspirational! These people, however much they may fail to admit to it, look up to you!

*Some boos can be heard from the crowd*​

Emerson Zayne: You guys could become the ultimate representation of hope to rise above us all! Though you are already miles above myself.

*Both Luis and Minho just look at Emerson in confusion, whose expression changes from that of excitement to disappointment*​

Emerson Zayne: But you know, who am I to stand in your guys' way of displaying your talents? Maybe my interruption here could be stunting both of your ascensions towards becoming iconic staples to the word "Hope".

*He snaps his fingers*​

Emerson Zayne: I got it! To fix this, you two just go back to arguing with a brawl likely following. Basically, just act like my irrelevant self never intruded on your high-society presences and show us all just what you two are capable of!

*Emerson lowers the mic, and looks back and forth between Luis and Minho ecstatically*​

 

[SupaHeeroh]

*Minho seemingly agrees to Emerson's idea and swings a punch at Luis, which he dodges and it hits Zayne in the face. The force of the punch knocks Zayne into Alvarado. Alvarado pushes Zayne away and hits him with a Superkick, which sends him stumbling over onto Minho. The two hit the mat. At this stage Minho's bodyguards enter the ring and pull Zayne off of Minho. Minho quickly scrambles back to his feet as Alvarado decides he has had enough and exits the ring. Minho begins shouting at his bodyguards to beat up Zayne, which they do.*

Minho: HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME! GET HIM! GET HIIIIIM!

*Minho watches as the three men begin to beat him up. Luis also watches as he walks back up the ramp before heading backstage.*

Minho: Pick him up!

*The three men pick Zayne up to his feet. Minho slaps him in the face then hits him with a Trouble In Paradise. The bodyguards then signal that enough is enough and it's time to leave. Minho exits the ring, grabs Wendi's hand who is still standing at ringside and quickly returns back up the ramp and backstage. The screen fades to black.*​