Be Jealous Of Twilight... I mean JDawg

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Wordlife

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"I want to sparkle when I stand in the sunlight!!" said Jordan while watching Twilight for the first time ever....

Yeah.... our good friend JDawg loves Twilight...

Still love ya J (no homo)

:)
 

J

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>.< Not my fault my girlfriend had me watch it and I just happen to think it would be a cool trait.
 

noumenon

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Worst vampire move...EVER.
Seriously... "I SpArKlE i dUh Sun <3"...

NO BITCH, YOU'RE A VAMPIRE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BURN IN THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!
AND NOT PLAY BASEBALL!
 

noumenon

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LMAO...can't belive I'm gonna do this..but rep to Knox Beard
 

Chuck Taylor's Grenade

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You fuckers should be lucky you don't work in a theater. Buncha fucking screaming blueberry teenage girls creaming themselves over a faggy sparkling vampire. I was hoping Buffy would come out from behind a tree and drive a stake through his heart.
 

J

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...haha Twilight is a curse for some reason after watchin it I had the urge to break up with her...and did lmao.
 

noumenon

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Probably because she made you watch that piece of shit.

And have you ever seen the cast of the movie on award shows n stuff? DO ANY OF THEM FUCKING SHOWER!? They look like a bunch of sleaze balls.
 

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noumenon said:
Probably because she made you watch that piece of shit.

And have you ever seen the cast of the movie on award shows n stuff? DO ANY OF THEM FUCKING SHOWER!? They look like a bunch of sleaze balls.
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Pretty sure I've heard/read that Robert Pattison actually doesn't shower.
 

Hometown Kid

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Just to say my girlfriend hates the movie, but loves the books. Any girl between 12-21 Loves this shit. Me? I hate all of it and would not mind if that hippie sparkle fucker gets ran over. :y:
 

straight_edge76

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Who else thinks it was bull shit that it took over the damn MTV movie awards?

I know that that isn't exactly the Oscars but god-damn.
 
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