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*In the city of Coon Rapids, Minnesota, we see Mike Valander riding down the highway on his Harley Davidson motorcycle to a nearby bar*
Mike: Time to go to a bar I love for many years, Poveys.
*Mike drives to Poveys, and parks his motorcycle in the area walks in and greets everyone inside*
Patron #1: Whats up Mike, long time no see, how its going?
Mike: Not much Dave, just saying hello to some good old friends.
Dave: That's good Mike, how's your dad.
Mike: Fathers doing fine, it hasn't been the same since my mother passed away.
Dave: I know Mike, your mother was a nice woman and she raised a good boy in you.
Mike: Thanks Dave, you been with my family for a long time. *Mike finds the bartender* Julie, hey hun, can you get me a beer?
Julie: Sure thing Mike, the usual?
Mike: Yeah, a good Coors light, taste good.
*Julie hands Mike a Coors light*
Julie: There you go, on the house.
Mike: Thanks Julie, you've been here a long time. What is it now, 5 years?
Julie: Yeah 5 years, been here a long while. I think I'll be manager.
Mike: That's great Julie, you've always had keen eye for management.
Julie: Thanks, so what you have been up to?
Mike: Well, I have bad news Julie that I have to tell everyone.
Julie: Oh no, what is it?
*Mike gets up and yells everyone to listen to him*
Mike: HEY EVERYBODY LISTEN UP, I have something to say.
*Everyone listens up*
Mike: Now I have known you guys most of my life, and I unfortunately I have to go wrestle full time, I have signed a contract with Liberty or Death Wrestling.
*Everyone cheers and claps at Mike, giving him an ovation except for one*
Patron #2: Boo, that wrestling shit? Boring sport.
*Mike walks over to the patron who was giving him shit*
Mike: You have a problem with wrestling?
Patron #2 (snotty): Yeah, that wrestling crap is boring, its just people hitting each other with chairs and bats. What's so exciting about that?
Mike: Well, sir, *Mike grabs a pool stick* You're about to experience first hand, *Mike hits the stick over the guy's back and proceeds to manhandle him before throwing him out*
Mike: You get your snotty ass out of here. *The place erupts with cheers*
Mike: Thank you Poveys, now I have to go wrestle and I'll see you guys down the line.
*Mike leaves the cheering bar, and hops on his motorcycle riding off*
Mike: Time to go to a bar I love for many years, Poveys.
*Mike drives to Poveys, and parks his motorcycle in the area walks in and greets everyone inside*
Patron #1: Whats up Mike, long time no see, how its going?
Mike: Not much Dave, just saying hello to some good old friends.
Dave: That's good Mike, how's your dad.
Mike: Fathers doing fine, it hasn't been the same since my mother passed away.
Dave: I know Mike, your mother was a nice woman and she raised a good boy in you.
Mike: Thanks Dave, you been with my family for a long time. *Mike finds the bartender* Julie, hey hun, can you get me a beer?
Julie: Sure thing Mike, the usual?
Mike: Yeah, a good Coors light, taste good.
*Julie hands Mike a Coors light*
Julie: There you go, on the house.
Mike: Thanks Julie, you've been here a long time. What is it now, 5 years?
Julie: Yeah 5 years, been here a long while. I think I'll be manager.
Mike: That's great Julie, you've always had keen eye for management.
Julie: Thanks, so what you have been up to?
Mike: Well, I have bad news Julie that I have to tell everyone.
Julie: Oh no, what is it?
*Mike gets up and yells everyone to listen to him*
Mike: HEY EVERYBODY LISTEN UP, I have something to say.
*Everyone listens up*
Mike: Now I have known you guys most of my life, and I unfortunately I have to go wrestle full time, I have signed a contract with Liberty or Death Wrestling.
*Everyone cheers and claps at Mike, giving him an ovation except for one*
Patron #2: Boo, that wrestling shit? Boring sport.
*Mike walks over to the patron who was giving him shit*
Mike: You have a problem with wrestling?
Patron #2 (snotty): Yeah, that wrestling crap is boring, its just people hitting each other with chairs and bats. What's so exciting about that?
Mike: Well, sir, *Mike grabs a pool stick* You're about to experience first hand, *Mike hits the stick over the guy's back and proceeds to manhandle him before throwing him out*
Mike: You get your snotty ass out of here. *The place erupts with cheers*
Mike: Thank you Poveys, now I have to go wrestle and I'll see you guys down the line.
*Mike leaves the cheering bar, and hops on his motorcycle riding off*