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[gamebreaker]

ws i could stare at that gif all day

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

ws i could stare at that gif all day

orly? I thought you swung the other way.

 

[LadyHotrod]

I'm watching Anger Management right now and this movie fucking sucks.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

I didn't mind it.

 

[PeepShow]

I'm watching Anger Management right now and this movie fucking sucks.

I FEEL PRETTY, SO OH SO PRETTY, SO PRETTY AND WITTY, AND....

GAY.

 

[LadyHotrod]

I'll Marry You If You Kiss Me Infront Of All These People!!!

 

[PeepShow]

Can you please give me your name Mr. Head, and please tell me it isn't Dick.

 

[LadyHotrod]

When Is Surgery Not Serious.

 

[PeepShow]

I'm sorry I was so rude before... but... it's difficult for me... to... express myself... when I am on the verge of... exploding in my pants.

 

[LadyHotrod]

Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three of four men to share a bed.
Dave Buznik: That's why I'm proud to be an American.

 

[PeepShow]

What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both your nuts?

 

[LadyHotrod]

Dr. Buddy Rydell: [throws a plate of eggs across the room] I SAID OVEREASY!
[pause]
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Now, why did I do that?
Dave Buznik: Because I refused to spoon with you last night?

 

[PeepShow]

Dr. Buddy Rydell: Now then we need to go over some ground rules. You are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards.
Dave Buznik: How 'bout fiddle-faddels?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Under my supervision. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.
Dave Buznik: Geez, without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating I don't see how that's possible.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin... from now on, unacceptable.

 

[LadyHotrod]

Lou: I have a question: Why is it that Chuck here thinks he could smoke?
Chuck: Cause I do whatever I want whenever I want, you little Spanish fruit topping.
Lou: Honey, at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant.

 

[PeepShow]

Oh, ah, yes Lucas... the testicle with legs.

>_>