Awesome TV Quotes

[Moonlight Drive]

Should be straightforward.

"I can't keep running people over, I'm not famous enough to get away with it" - Bender, Futurama

 

[the dark knight]

TV as in television series or +films?

 

[PeepShow]

The Office

Michael Scott: Wikipedia...is the best thing ever. Anyone is the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.

 

[Chuck Taylor's Grenade]

"I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"

Everybody should know that one.

Dave Chappelle as Rick James: Charlie! There's a new joke going around have you heard it? What did the five fingers say to the face?

Charlie Murphy: What?

Dave Chappelle as Rick James: SLAP!

That one got it's own remix video

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[The Member]

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

''K-Fed is starting his own record label, Federation Records, and his upcoming album will be its first release. It will be interesting to see how he manages to get dropped from his own label.''

lol.

''They got the name 300 by measuring how gay it was on a scale from 1 to 10.''

:roflmao:

Captain Zapp Brannigan: I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

Amazing.

 

[Wordlife]

I loved Red Foreman saying "Dumbass!" all the time on That 70s Show

It made my day...god I miss that show

 

[Chuck Taylor's Grenade]

The Member's Joel McHale quote reminded me of another one of his

Spencer Pratt released a rap song today. NO WE'RE NOT GONNA PLAY. WE'RE NOT GONNA PLAY IT! COME BACK! COME BACK! OHH!

 

[The Member]

Joel McHale is hilarious.

 

[Chuck Taylor's Grenade]

So is Chelsea Handler. I always watch their respective shows. The episode of the soup with Stephanie Pratt on it was fucking hilarious.