Aussie talk

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

on this forum, there is a lot of talk that you cannot understand what us Australians are saying. so if you can understand what im writing, im going to give you ten simple ways to understand our language.

1) we call everyone mate, even if we hate them
2) random words may appear in the middle of sentences; just ignore them
3) some of us attempt to be gangstas; no Aussies are actually gangstas
4) we overuse certain words, such as reckon
5) we join words together all of the time. eg. cocksucka
6) instead of using er to finish words, we use a for no reason: eg. gangsta
7) we are lazy, so we may only type every second word
8) we may randomly change the topic
9) we talk about bbq's a lot (barbeques)
10) every second word is a slang word that only the person who typed it understands.

now maybe you will find your inner Aussie, or at least half understand what we are talking about

 

[Viva La Luke]

on this forum, there is a lot of talk that you cannot understand what us Australians are saying. so if you can understand what im writing, im going to give you ten simple ways to understand our language.

1) we call everyone mate, even if we hate them
2) random words may appear in the middle of sentences; just ignore them
3) some of us attempt to be gangstas; no Aussies are actually gangstas
4) we overuse certain words, such as reckon
5) we join words together all of the time. eg. cocksucka
6) instead of using er to finish words, we use a for no reason: eg. gangsta
7) we are lazy, so we may only type every second word
8) we may randomly change the topic
9) we talk about bbq's a lot (barbeques)
10) every second word is a slang word that only the person who typed it understands.

now maybe you will find your inner Aussie, or at least half understand what we are talking about

Lol speak for yourself.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

im just trying to help our american buddies, who keep complaining they cant understand what we are saying

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Well, 2-10 actually apply to white Americans anyways, so....there's no miscommunication.

 

[PeepShow]

This really doesnt help any tbh. You will still do and type stuff that doesnt make sense anyways.


So...

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

well im hoping you will understand why you cant understand then i guess

 

[Rell]

I've talked to so many Aussies that I've become Australian.

3) some of us attempt to be gangstas; no Aussies are actually gangstas

I guess this is for Icon ay?

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

correct rell

 

[Nancy Di Loreto]

on this forum, there is a lot of talk that you cannot understand what us Australians are saying. so if you can understand what im writing, im going to give you ten simple ways to understand our language.

1) we call everyone mate, even if we hate them
2) random words may appear in the middle of sentences; just ignore them
3) some of us attempt to be gangstas; no Aussies are actually gangstas
4) we overuse certain words, such as reckon
5) we join words together all of the time. eg. cocksucka
6) instead of using er to finish words, we use a for no reason: eg. gangsta
7) we are lazy, so we may only type every second word
8) we may randomly change the topic
9) we talk about bbq's a lot (barbeques)
10) every second word is a slang word that only the person who typed it understands.

now maybe you will find your inner Aussie, or at least half understand what we are talking about

Only too true. I'm 14 and I fulfill all of these, every day without fail... :3dflagsdotcom_austr

 

[Gards Jr.]

I do nearly all that stuff on that list mainly #8

I smell cinnamon rolls

 

[Viva La Luke]

3) some of us attempt to be gangstas; no Aussies are actually gangstas

You telling me Famous is Australian... Damn!

 

[Australian Badass]

I don't attempt to be gangsta cause I am too good for gangstas.

 

[Viva La Luke]

I don't attempt to be gangsta cause I am too good for gangstas.

Fo Shizzle!

 

[Beer Money Army]

I've talked to so many Aussies that I've become Australian.

3) some of us attempt to be gangstas; no Aussies are actually gangstas

I guess this is for Icon ay?

what ya talkin bout Rell