Tipping is over rated. Don't want bad tips, here's a suggestion: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRIES. Not trying to sound like I'm a cheap prick but fuck all if I'm gonna drop 17% of my bill for vending services. I don't tip the motherfucker at home dept. for getting me a 2x4, the goofy bastard in the ref shirt at footlocker that brings me three pairs of shoes to try on. I'm also not saying I don't leave decent tips, but have known lots of waiter friends who complained about tips. I've never done the torn corner of a dollar bill trick or glued quarters to a table, but have written on a check "you're tip is with Mr. Pink" a few times.