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Quintastic One

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Nothing is interesting me in the Hell In A Thread section lately (hence why i have been desperately posting random shit in random threads) so here we go. Let's jump on the "Everybody Else Has One" bandwagon and have some questions thrown at me shall we?
 

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Is your last name Quin?

If not, why 'The Quintastic One'?

:D
 

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The story makes zero sense whatsoever, but here it goes.


I met a man (my best friend) named Jackson Kaiser.

He was a huge Mega Man Mark.

He told me one day, of a character on the Mega Man gameboy series, named Quint. Apparently, Dr. Wily went to the future, grabbed an advanced copy of Mega Man, upgraded him some more, painted him purple, and gave him a magic time traveling pogo stick, and sends him back in time to kill Mega Man.

Naturally, i'm hooked on phonics of the character.

So for some unexplainable reason, my friend Jared and I started calling things "Quintastic".

Dark Purple Became my favorite color

And i somehow developed an alter ego, named Quint Mcain. He was everything i wasn't. Attractive, confident, and able to convince anybody of anything simply by a wink and a pointing gesture. Since he was everything and anything "Quintastic" he was naturally to be known as "The Quintastic One".

Hence, my nickname that has stuck with me since Sophomore Year of High School. I had my entire Senior class saying Quintastic as if it were normal slang.

There you have it, Quintastic.
 

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Can I make a thread talking about how much of a smurf-fad this whole "Joker" shit is...like that it needs to ni'ggerishly "END!"



cuz ...c'mon...the guy's dead...sure, he played a clown. but who gives a fuck?





oh-yea..


are you "QWAN"?



and uhh...


can I rub my dick on yo-forehead?
 

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Carlos è omosessuale?
Perché l'Italia meritano di essere bombardato?
Perché l'Italia a succhiare il calcio?
Quanto si paga sarebbe di vedere Carlos divieto di IWF?

:shifty:
 

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Kenfan Question #1: You already did.

Kenfan Question #2: Who's Qwan?

Kenfan Question #3: You're mother is a gold fish.

Italian Outsider Question: Because we want to save the world by nuking all of the third world countries on Earth.

BKB Question: I'm sorry Uncle Sam says foreign language is blasphemous. You'll have to rephrase that. No i'm not homosexual, and my name isn't Carlos. I love being politically incorrect.

Kenfan Question #4: Because you touch yourself at night.
 

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well 'bout gosh-darn time he answers our questions...



we've been waiting in line with our "Quintastic-One-Masks" and dressed up as you and ....we even built a mini-camp fire and played lego-star wars ...


for THREE-DAYS-STRAIGHT!!(nice Rock-Band name...)


and FINALLY...BY GAWD-FINALLY!!!


Yo ass Answered our Questions...


so...can I ask another question?
 
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