AEW Collision July 5th, 2025: COLLISION 100!!

[Jacob Fox]

Well this crowd isn't the brightest, are they

 

[O-Blaze]

Scorpio Sky!!!

 

[Jacob Fox]

55 also rhymes with best wrestler alive

 

[DammitC]

90S MUSIC

 

[O-Blaze]

90S MUSIC

No. You've let me chat with myself. You don't get to do your stupid gimmicks tonight.

 

[Jacob Fox]

Oh the 80s, I remember it as if it were 36 years ago

 

[R-Troop]

Just finished watching Bananaball on ESPN. Now I'm Colliding with Maple Leaf Pro

 

[Jacob Fox]

No. You've let me chat with myself. You don't get to do your stupid gimmicks tonight.

Probably wouldn't have been that bad except you keep arguing with you all the time

 

[R-Troop]

I know I missed the biggest AEW story of the past like 4 years, the sudden miraculous reappearance of Scorpio Sky

 

[O-Blaze]

Just finished watching Bananaball on ESPN. Now I'm Colliding with Maple Leaf Pro

Fuck the Banana. This is a Macon Bacon house.

 

[R-Troop]

Fuck the Banana. This is a Macon Bacon house.

Well Macon Bacon don't play on ESPN. Also don't know what they do but the Savannah Banana's are fun to watch.

 

[O-Blaze]

Well Macon Bacon don't play on ESPN. Also don't know what they do but the Savannah Banana's are fun to watch.

They play baseball, and aren't on ESPN because they aren't a gimmick brother!!!


(They are rivals so I gotta talk shit)

 

[Jacob Fox]

(They are rivals so I gotta talk shit)

It is the law

 

[O-Blaze]

Well I guess not actually rivals anymore, since the Bananas left the league they were in with the Bacon to do their gimmicks.

 

[R-Troop]

yeah the Bananas outgrew the summer league that they were in and now are a Barnstorming team, and literally put 37,000 people in Fenway Park tonight