The scene opens up to a small fishing hole in Magnolia, Kentucky. The Southern Brothers, James and Allen Williams, are sitting on a cooler, fishing.
James Williams: It's a damn fine day to go fishin, aint it Al?
Allen Williams: That's why we are here, Jay. I'm hopin to catch me a big catfish today, to take to the fish fry Saturday.
"Boondocks" by Little Big Town plays as it appears to be the ringtone on Jay's flip phone. He answers it and it appears to be ACW Owner, Phoenix.
Jay Williams: Hello?
Phoenix: Hey James, I just wanted to remind you about yours and Al's tag team match this week against Mercy and Indiana.
Jay Williams: Shit, I completely forgot.
Phoenix: That just goes to show how much you care about your job in ACW.
Jay Williams: Oh trust me, I care. Al and I were just a little tipsy last week when the match was amazed. We will be there though and we will be ready to kick some ass. Some greecy ass, at that!
Phoenix: Alright, see ya then.
Jay Williams: Okay bye.
Jay hangs up the phone.
Jay Williams: We forgot about our tag match this week.
Al Williams: Well hell, it's not like they're anything to worry about anyway. Just two city slickers who don't realize it's 2012.
Jay Williams: They would never make it down here in the backwoods of Kentucky. We have survived everything. You and I grew up fighting. We have beaten the shit out of people who fuck with us, and we have even beaten the shit out of each other. Mercy and Indiana need to realize what year we are in and that on Friday, they're getting their rat's ass kicked all over New York.
Al Williams: Hell yeah! We can leave out Thursday night and head upstate. We'll drive the Ford.
Jay Williams: Yeah buddy! We gonna have to get some more beer by then because I'm about to drink the shit we got now.
Jay opens the cooler and pulls out two Bud Lights. He keeps one for himself and hands the other to his brother. They chug down there beer while they continue fishing.