It's a sunny day. Guys and girls are kissing each other on the grass, the river is shining bright, the kids are laughing and the dogs are barking. However, Raiden is seen sitting on a park bench, with an iPad in his hands.
Raiden:
Damn dude, this thing is crazy. I mean, look at this. Twitter here, twitter there, twitter everywhere, so what did you expect from me, I made myself an account! Look at it, I'm awesome. I'm tweeting with all my fave guys from the showbiz, after all with all the dudes from ACW, and that's sweet. Everything was so damn fine, until I saw a threat dude. Okay. Some weird chick started tweeting random shit about some revolution. Well, baby girl, the only revolution ongoing over here is the RAIDEN REVOLUTION baby! You see, you can maybe think I'm weird to start a video package with twitter quotes, cause I'm no Ryder. But.. everything has a reason, doesn't it? I feel something bad in the air. I think the ACW needs to fuckin stand up and listen right now. Because if they don't, we're defo screwed. You ain't paying attention.
Raiden puts his iPad into his backpack and starts walking around the park.
I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm not scared because a random chick tweeted me once or twice, but the chick evidently wants to have a war against ACW, and that's bad, right? However, I just may shut my mouth, because I'm the one talking about revolutions, and so is she. What if my revolution is her revolution? What if we are actually the same team? I don't know. What I know is that the girl put the nice guy in me to sleep for a bit, because I'm kinda worried you know. Normally I'd just go eat some KFC and go to sleep and smile all day afterwards. But this thing just doesn't make me smile. You see, Claressa, you'll maybe watch this tape, and maybe not, but I'm watching your every move. You make me uncomfortable in a bad way for you. I don't like hurting chicks, but you're no good, baby. You're no good. But yeah. Forget about that. What matters more is.. OVERDRIVE, BABY!
Raiden grins.
Let's just say I'm pleased and disappointed, both at the same time. Pleased that I'll be able to get an easy win, disappointed that the dudes I'm facing don't care about the match and I haven't heard them do interviews, didn't see them tweet a word about the match, yknow, that just sucks man. Just sucks. From what I've seen and heard about them, they're supposed to be two racist dudes from Africa, and my partner is some British dude. Just to tell you, racism ain't cool. After all, we all are made of the same flesh and bones, covered with basically the same skin, so no prejudices when it comes to this, guys.
As soon as Raiden finishes the sentence, it starts raining pretty hard. Kids cover their heads and run to their parents that give them jackets, all the happy people in love stop kissing and run home together and Raiden just scratches his head.
Wow, damn. Didn't see this coming. But, I like rain. I like it, for real. It's awesome when you get wet. Especially for the hair, it gets.. spiky and shiny, if you know what I mean by that. But back to the topic. The thing is, again, I apologize for not being the happy dude you expect, hope your web browser doesn't get depressed from me. You see, everyone has the day when they get blue all of a sudden, and it's today for me. I'm just.. kinda unsure and worried. Kind of... as if I was.. well.. I may sound weird, but as if I felt my personality fading. Like as if I was feeling that I'm getting out of my body. Hey, for real, I feel that. But that's just maybe the old milk I bought this morning, who knows. The only thing I want nowadays is a good wrestling career. I'm busting my ass on a daily basis since some years ago, and I feel that THIS is the time. THIS is the time when I need to break out. THIS is the time when I need to be the reason you buy ACW tickets and PPVs. And I know I have the guts for it, I know I can get there. I just feel it. But I need to be given a chance. That's why I need your help. I need you to stand up for the Raiden Revolution. We need to change the wrestling world forever. When I become the champ, I'll make changes. Every cool dude will be equal. No worries with anyone and NO terrorizing. Everything is gonna be like it's a part of a dream. Believe me. Don't forget to chant my name at Overdrive guys! Don't forget to tweet about me, don't forget to add the hashtag RaidenRevolution, don't forget to tell people about my work, so our plan can work out. I ain't gonna disappoint you, trust me. So long, guys.
The wet Raiden Blaze motions the cameraman to stop filming.