8/2 Impact Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Rysenberg]

Away to turn on :win:

I take it I haven't missed anything and the show just starts like this? Cool.

TNA showing WWE how to make a tag team match interesting right there.

Awesome double team there with elbow drop slingshot.

We have a packed massive impact Tazz!

King Kenny has a chode..

Ref didn't even see Zima tag in yet just lets him :dafuq:

Earl Hebner is such a mong, so he doesn't need to see Roode and Zima tagging in but he has to see Aries do it, so confusing. Good tag match so far though.

Sick suicide dive from Aries, Kenny and A double win!

This aces and eights thing looks like a half decent story, I don't think Storm is behind it though - seems too obvious.

AJ Styles :dawg:

Does anyone remember Magnus when he was Oblivion from the new Gladiators series on Sky1? Tempest was awesome from that series as well :

Infact scratch that, Storm is gonna be behind it and win the BFG series and face Aries.

Bully Ray owning that shit, weird match though.

Divas are much better in TNA, I should probab....fuck it, skipping.

Brooke Hogan is SUCH a believable actress! Always has to be about Hogan somehow though, doesn't it?

Meh, quite a cool storyline just needs someone who can act a lot better than Brooke to make me interested in it.

Fucking pumped for Chavo - basically the reason I watched this show, he's awesome. Just hope his ridiculous burials from WWE haven't harmed his credibility too much.

Needs his epic WWE theme though!

Did that prick just mock the Guerrero taunt for cheap heat? Poor show!

Ahh fucking Internet fucking died fucking piece of shit fuck BT shit. Absolute fucking cocksucking twats. Fuck.

Yay we're back on! :yay::yay::yay::yay:

Ahhh forgotten what that move is when he forward roll slingshots over the top rope, one of my favourite moves as well!

3 amigos, marking!

Frogsplash!

Hilo's the name, Chavo doesn't deliver it nearly as well as Eddie did but it's still nice to see it.

What the fucking hell is this shit?

Just me or is she way more pregnant than last time she turned up 1:

Daniels owning the crowd right there.

So let me get this straight, AJ bangs a bird on a one night stand then when he finds out he impregnated her he pisses off to Australia, while the heels throw her a baby shower on the show? WHY AM I MEANT TO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM?!?!?!?!

Well that shit's over.

The sweaty man! He's so cool.

Bully Ray vs James Storm next week, definitely worth a watch. Was that Kurt vs Elijah Burke as well?

Anyway, main event time.

Main event time.

Storm delivers that DDT so much better than Boreton does.

Go on Aries!!

Let's go Angle!

What a terrible 'boot to the face' it was nowhere near his face?

Angle slam! No chance this is ending...

Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap..

Random no sell of an ankle lock for like 2 minutes..

Anti-climatic ending much

Decent enough show I guess, a lot more interesting angles than there is in the WWE currently - better than the main event of a show just being Cena constantly coming out on top anyway.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

:badass: :yuno: stay awake :

Spoiler

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stay awake

But, but, but... it was late and I had to get up early for work. Also, I was just watching and making random comments by myself. lol Hopefully next week I'll be here for the actual live discussion.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

Couldn't help myself, so I watched a little more while I got ready for work since I was getting close to the end. Delayed random comments:

Storm and Angle, hooray.

Sting, Aries & Co. gathering around the ring looking slightly paranoid as they keep an eye out for Aces & Eights.

Aces & Eights are no shows, imagine that.

Storm gets in the win, yay.

There's some talking, then hell breaks loose.

 

[Snowman1]

Well, I missed the discussion thread Really wish these were more active just like you guys do... but I skipped out on it for 2 reasons:

1. I was out with friends, and missed the beginning... and wanted to watch the show from beginning to end.

2. This way I could fast forward past anything involving Claire Lynch.

Skipped past the recap, yay. But the baby shower... I tried to get through it for Daniels's awesomeness, but the moment he called out Claire I knew this would be unbearable. Loved it when she walked down the ramp and a kid in the front row pointed and started a "You Can't Act" chant. Then I fast forwarded to the last line, where Claire was saying her last line in her typical bitch/bad actress/Madison Rayne impersonator crap, with the live audience chanting "Please Shut Up". I marked for this... and it also meant that I didn't miss anything. What a shock.

Anyway, pretty boring Impact imo. The epitome of forgettable. Loved the KO's match, but that may be the worst pure Knockouts match since Jenna Morasca vs Queen Sharmell (ignoring the matches ruined by booking)... Angle and Storm was fine, but they've done better, and they spent the whole time setting up a swerve, then swerving us by not swerving us. :

I'm more interested in Aces and Eights, not because of anything TNA did but because of James Storm's awesome acting. But honestly... I just turned the show off before typing this, and I can't remember a single other thing that happened besides the awesome opening/opening match and Bully Ray tweeting.

Now to read what Nazi said to herself.