7 Year Old Boy In Court! Must Read!

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Viva La Luke

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A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cabell County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediaty family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Shelton Benjamin whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone
 

phantomgerald

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Haha now that is funny. I thought it was real until the end.
 

PeepShow

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ROFL, I heard the exact same thing, only it had the Miami Dolphins instead of Shelton Benjamin.....:roflmao:
 

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FUCK YOU ARGHHHHHHH

Its ok were going for teh1st round draft pick baby =/

and nice one Luke LOL
 
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Yeh thats a real old joke, lol. I heard it with the English Cricket Team (after they lost the ashes 5-0 in december).

Still good. I read the first 3 lines and then jumped to the punch line, nice one - Benjamin! :)
 

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That is without a doubt one of the funniest things I have read in along time
 

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Orange juice just came out of my nose but it was totally worth it.
 

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wow. funny as fuck. i thought it was real for a second.

I had to read the Shelton Benjamin part twice, the first time i was like "why, cause he's crippled?" then i'm like "OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THAT SHELTON BENJAMIN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHARHARHARHARHARHARHARFUCKCENAHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHHOHOHOHHARHARHARHARHHURHURHURHURROFLROFLROFLLOLOLOL
 

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Heard this originally years ago with the Toronto Maple Leafs taking the place of Shelton.