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Laura

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> Logged out of WF because the immaturity pissed me off.
>Logged in here to find a discussion on dead hookers.
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Carry on, carry on...
 
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> Logged out of WF because the immaturity pissed me off.
>Logged in here to find a discussion on dead hookers.
:facepalm:
Carry on, carry on...

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Vince: It was around that time that Linda threatened for divorce. She found out about my Hooker Chute 6000. Pat ran around the corner at top speed and clotheslined her with a severity I had not seen out of him in some time. He yelled "Sacre bleu!" and threatened to stuff her down the Hooker Chute 6000 if she ever made such a statement again.


We've been happily married ever since.
 

Dolph'sZiggler

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> Logged out of WF because the immaturity pissed me off.
>Logged in here to find a discussion on dead hookers.
:facepalm:
Carry on, carry on...

Proper hooker burial technique is a pillar of this society. Without it, what would become of all the dead hookers? The corpses would probably be lining the streets now, with their plauge and monkey aids washing across our land.

I say we need more PSA's discussing proper hooker burial techniques. 4 1/2 foot grave, I always say. 6 feet is too time consuming, anything more shallow than 4 1/2 feet and it can become potentially problematic (and you'll just have to take my word on that. Luckily dead hookers tell no tales). That is assuming you don't have time to hack up the corpse into pieces, which can be a hassle but it makes the burial process a breeze!
 

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Proper hooker burial technique is a pillar of this society. Without it, what would become of all the dead hookers? The corpses would probably be lining the streets now, with their plauge and monkey aids washing across our land.

I say we need more PSA's discussing proper hooker burial techniques. 4 1/2 foot grave, I always say. 6 feet is too time consuming, anything more shallow than 4 1/2 feet and it can become potentially problematic (and you'll just have to take my word on that. Luckily dead hookers tell no tales). That is assuming you don't have time to hack up the corpse into pieces, which can be a hassle but it makes the burial process a breeze!
What the hell is wrong with you? Hacking up the corpse is half the fun. Why kill a bitch if you didn't want to hack her up?
 

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What the hell is wrong with you? Hacking up the corpse is half the fun. Why kill a bitch if you didn't want to hack her up?
I'm just saying sometimes there are time constraints.