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  1. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    I had a dog with no legs named cigarette. Every morning I would take him out for a drag.
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    My wife gets angry at me when I introduce her as my ex-girlfriend.
  3. Wangman Page

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    I went to a beekeeper and bought 12 bees. He gave me 13. I said sir, you gave me one extra. He responded that's a freebee
  4. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    I told my wife to embrace her mistakes So she hugged me.
  5. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    I saw a cow with 3 horns. Must have been a mootation
  6. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    My doctor told me I was going deaf. That news was hard to hear.
  7. Wangman Page

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    So I was let go of my job at the computer factory. Apparently, I wasn't putting in enough shifts, and when I left the shift, hit the fan.
  8. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    What do you call a food fight with an unlimited amount of food? All you can yeet
  9. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    A furniture salesman was trying to sell me a couch. He told me is seats 5 people with no problems. Where am I going to find 5 people without problems.
  10. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    What did Spartacus think when a lion ate his wife? He was Gladiator
  11. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    My wife told me I had no sense of direction. I asked her where thst came from
  12. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    My boss asked me today why I am always sick on days that I am to work. I told him it must be my weekend immune system
  13. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    Where can I get eyes like that? You need to kill a few people and get sent to a max slam like Crematoria. Sent from my SM-S908U using Tapatalk
  14. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    I ran out of toilet paper and began using old newspapers. The Times are rough Sent from my SM-S908U using Tapatalk
  15. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    My wife has been missing for a week and the police told me to prepare for the worst. So I went to goodwill and got all of her stuff back. Sent from my SM-S908U using Tapatalk
  16. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    If I clean my vacuum cleaner. I them become a vacuum cleaner. Sent from my SM-S908U using Tapatalk
  17. Wangman Page

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    If I have to come back in here I am cracking skulls. Sent from my SM-S908U using Tapatalk
  18. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    I went to the zoo the other day. It had one animal a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu Sent from my SM-S908U using Tapatalk
  19. Wangman Page

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    Fun fact: Before crowbars were invented crows drank at home Sent from my SM-S908U using Tapatalk
  20. Wangman Page

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    My wife asked me if I have seen the dog bowl. I told her I didn't know he could. Sent from my SM-S908U using Tapatalk
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