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  1. Summarize and Rate the Last Movie You Saw

    Badass 2: Badasses Danny Trejo returns to the role of Frank Vega, internet sensation. This time teaming up with Danny Glover. I will say its not as great as the first, it reused the same plot points, but Glover brings a strong comedic value to the film that keeps it enjoyable throughout. 7/10...
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    Only other movie I saw in 3D was Man of Steel, and the effects in that movie looked great. Was expecting more of the same, but was let down on that end. Sure as hell not spending the extra for TMNT next week.
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    Only negative I have about the movie was that I seen it in 3D, expecting some really good space backdrops, but asides from the nebula(not the character) is was rather underwhelming. If you can save a couple bucks and see it in 2D, it wouldn't be a bad thing.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy Vin Diesel was given a role he couldn't fuck up, Batista proved some acting chops, Zoe Saldanna kicked some ass and looked good doing it, Chris Pratt really surprised me, and Bradley Cooper stole the show. Loved all the little cameos from Lloyd Kaufman, to Nathan Fillion...
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    Asian Schoolgirls Combine I Spit on Your Grave with DOA. 4 friends get into a bar with fake IDs, get drugged, taken to a hotel and raped for the remainder of the night, one girl commits suicide, and the remaining girls swear revenge. Not A Porno! 7/10
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    Solomon Kane A decent comic book adaptation that includes a performance from Rory "The Hound" McCaan. A former killer turned Puritan, he is forced back into a life of violence when a young woman is kidnapped and her family killed. 6/10 Blitz Pretty much what you would expect from a Jason...
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    ABC's of Death This movie was rather hit or miss, with 26 directors telling their own stories. Some of them turned out very well, others were campy, and then there was absolute shitty ones. The best thing about the movie was trying to figure out what each letter stands for before the end of the...
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    American Splendor This comic book adaptation follows the life of file clerk/independent comic book writer Harvey Pekar, and his friends, comic book artist, and 70's underground trendsetter Robert Crumb, and MTV VJ Toby "The Genuine Nerd" Radloff. Much like the man, this film takes a very...
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    Bad Ass Danny Trejo plays an old Viet Nam vet who becomes a local hero after beating up 2 skinheads on a bus. Shortly after tragedy strikes at every turn, and it is up to Bad Ass to unravel the greatest cover-up in LA's history. Lots of great action, some really well timed comedy, and a better...
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    300: Rise of an Empire First off, IF YOU DID NOT ENJOY THE FIRST MOVIE, THIS ONE WILL NOT CHANGE YOUR MIND! If you are looking for a PG-13 90 minute episode of Spartacus you have come to the right place. Slow motion camera grabs, loads of blood, limbs and heads being taken off the body, and...
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    Return to Class of Nuke'em High Part 1 As a Troma fan, this movie had a lot to offer. A "soft" reboot(think Star Trek The Next Generation) with many jokes returning from previous Troma films, like American Chicken Bunker buckets littering the streets. Great Cameos include Stan Lee, Lemmy, and...
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    I can understand the problem, but look at it more like The Avengers, establish each franchise first before confirming they are indeed the same world. Its simple as saying that Skynet is another subsidiary company of OCP, and the T-101's are modified EM-208's, the idea of the 101's being skeletal...
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    I completely understand. But the thing I found the most intriguing was that the whole time it sounded like they were leading to the Robocop vs. Terminator story. Certain elements and characters gave me the idea that if that is the direction they intend to go, this movie did serve as a very good...
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    Robocop(2014) I will start of by saying, THIS IS NOT ROBOCOP! but it is an enjoyable action movie. Amazing cast, great CG, and they even keep the old theme. If you liked the older movies due to their dark, grittiness it will disappoint as there is a softer tone to the whole movie. It would...
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    The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Honestly not a great movie, but it had its moments. I enjoyed Steve Carrell better than I normally do, but Jim Carrey stole the show. I would advise against watching this movie unless you are a fan of Jim Carrey's In Living Color character Fire Marshal, basically...
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    This Is The End I cant really say too much about the movie itself without giving things away, but if you are a fan of any of the actors in the cast its a safe bet to say you are going to enjoy this. I would have to put this up there with Movie 43 and Ted as best comedy movies I seen this year.
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    X-Men: First Class: Second time watching this movie, and after taking off my X-Men fanboy goggles I really enjoyed it. Fassbender really did a great job, and was the best part of the entire film. The brief Wolverine cameo was perfect character wise, but Kevin Bacon in Magneto's helm still looks...
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    Movie 43 There was maybe 5 minutes I was not laughing, from the moment Hugh Jackman comes out with balls on his chin, to James Gunn's animated cat short, this movie is just ridiculous humour at its finest. If South Park is too "over the top" for you, then avoid this movie, otherwise just enjoy.
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    Pacific Rim I really don't understand all the hate this movie generated, as I only ever heard one person claim it to be a good movie(and that was standing in line at a comic convention). If you are a fan of Kaiju movies, or large mech anime then this movie is definitely tailor made for you...
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    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Extended Edition Barely noticed much of a difference for the first half of the film, and most was just a few seconds added to scenes. The best change was The Goblin Kings song(sorry not talking about David Bowie), as it really helped with the feeling of this...