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Horrible Music: a Celebration
Gnesa - Wilder The amazing thing about this one is that it's so obvious what they've done to hide the fact that this woman Can Not Sing. Either they forgot to try AutoTune or even that couldn't save her, so they buried her vocals in the mix. Seriously. The instrumental overshadows her so much... -
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Mötley Crüe - Brandon The Mötley Crüe album Generation Swine is about as good as you'd expect from a glam-metal band trying to break into 90's alt-rock. That is, not very. But the weakest (and funniest) track on the album isn't anything like that. It's a piano-driven ballad sung by Tommy Lee... -
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https://youtu.be/wRQpnJ37Iw8?feature=shared Guns n' Roses - My World Picture yourself as a first-time listener to Guns n' Roses' Use Your Illusion II. You've gotten through several tracks of hard rock that, while nowhere near as good as Appetite for Destruction (but then again, what is?), is... -
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https://youtu.be/P4sQDJRIElg The Peaches - Christmas Wrapping While it's still December 25 for you Americans, here's a long-non-awaited update to this thread. For context: The Waitresses' song Christmas Wrapping is my favourite Christmas song of all time. So any cover was going to pale in... -
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Napoleon XIV - They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! Another great example of songs that are so bad they wrap around to being amazing. Novelty records are low-hanging fruit, but this one has so much going against (and therefore for) it. The fact that he doesn't even bother to have (A)... -
Horrible Music: a Celebration
Oh my. I'd vaguely heard of Wing but didn't know she was at this level of awful greatness. Singing to a different tune entirely, over what is pretty much just a MIDI you could download. This is the vibe I want to capture for this. -
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Dee Dee King - Funky Man "People who shouldn't rap, but do" is going to be a common theme in this thread, I feel. What you have here is Dee Dee Ramone (from the Ramones, in case you couldn't tell), trying to start a rap career. He was still in the Ramones when he thought that this would be a... -
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I get what you mean, that's your average Demi Lovato song tho -
Horrible Music: a Celebration
This is quality stuff just for how shit it is. High concept, zero budget is an amazing combo. What in the FUCK is that vocal too This goes in the OP -
Horrible Music: a Celebration
Kevin Federline - PopoZão Remember when K-Fed beat John Cena on RAW? Horrible times. This was the first result of Britney Spears' ex trying to parlay the fame of once having slept with a singer into a musical career. It's inspired by Brazilian music and features lyrics about ass-shaking. How... -
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Black Out Band - Video Games Gotta go for the low hanging fruit sometimes, and this hangs LOOOOOOOOW. A group of 12-year-old boys who barely know how to play their instruments, but presumably because of rich and pushy parents, they got an entire music video. The highlight of this pile of... -
Horrible Music: a Celebration
Wolfmother - High On My Own Supply Yes, that Wolfmother. This is a brilliantly bizarre effort where your favourite Australian stoner rock band (because you can't think of any others) decided they should toss out their instruments and do completely generic Z-tier EDM. The beat feels very much... -
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Brian Wilson - Smart Girls Okay, this is a GREAT one to start. Brian Wilson was clearly not in a great mental state, no thanks to his infamous "therapist" Eugene Landy, and he was busily recording his second solo album, fittingly titled Sweet Insanity. This was meant to be one of the singles... -
Horrible Music: a Celebration
I find myself gravitating, often, more to bad things than good ones. Maybe it's the fact that better minds than me have analysed the good things to death, and no one's touching the turds. Maybe I just like bashing shit. Whatever it is, I like bad things. Bad wrestling matches like Jenna/Sharmell...