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  1. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Paul Burchill: Excuse me chaps but where the bloody hell do you think you're going?!. Get back in here, it's the Captain's orders! Sabin and Joe look at Burchill and chuckle a bit before staying right where they are. Think you're better than us ya couple of filthy landlubbers well think...
  2. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    The crowd inside the arena are at a fever pitch as they wait to see their favourite UWF Smackdown superstars in action. Suddenly a message is heard over the PA system. THE FOLLOWING IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE C.U.N.T. Ted Nugent's 'Stranglehold' plays over the PA system and as the song...
  3. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    ‘The following message has been paid for by The C.U.N.T.’ Grado suddenly appears up on the big screen to a tremendous response Grado: It’s yerself. I’m no gonnae lie to you all at home, I’m pissed right off, pissed right off that my partner in crime, Shark Boy, the toughest Chum of Fish in...
  4. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Shark Boy: Oh you're real?, really?. Because I thought you were just some damn figment of my imagination, a damn mirage of some kind, I didn't realize that you were real!. Naw but in all seriousness Devitt, give me some credit, if you weren't real then I would've come up with somethin' a damn...
  5. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Shark Boy looks down at the ground, he seems to be laughing, hard to tell with the mask but his eyes seem to suggest so. Shark Boy then looks Devitt in the eye and speaks back to the Smackdown newcomer. Shark Boy: Well damn son, I think you might want to get the harpoons manned because it's...
  6. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    As Devitt lowers his microphone and stands mighty impressed with himself the sound of shattering glass is heard without much warning and the crowd go into a frenzy! The crowd go wild for their resident 'Shellraiser' and it's not too long before we are joined by Shark Boy himself. Shark Boy...
  7. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Smackdown Chris Masters vs Shark Boy The crowd are still booing Masters when suddenly... GIVE ME A SHELL YEAH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu8F3-2xEc0 The glass shatters and 'I Come From The Water' by The Toadies hits the PA system and the crowd begin to roar in approval. Before...
  8. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF SmackDown! 11/30/13: Shark/Ed/Sami v. Kennedy/Carlito/Booker GIVE ME A SHELL YEAH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu8F3-2xEc0 The sound of shattering glass is followed by the guitar lead of 'I Come From The Water' by rock outfit The Toadies and this can only mean one thing as the...
  9. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Smackdown 11/23/13: Rick Martel Vs Chris Masters Rick Martel: Oh please, The Masterlock?, you surely cannot be serious?. That silly Full Nelson will have little to no effect on me. It is useless, and the fact you think you can break me with it is utterly outrageous and quite frankly...
  10. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Smackdown 11/23/13: Rick Martel Vs Chris Masters Martel is chuckling to himself before he continues. Rick Martel: Oh how could I forget?... you were Ironman Champion!. Of course that very prestigious title that you held for... what?... a month?, before losing it to that Rick Martel...
  11. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    UWF Smackdown 11/23/13: Rick Martel Vs Chris Masters The crowd are totally ready for the revamped and energized UWF Smackdown show when suddenly a new and unfamiliar sound of a harp is heard coming from the audio system. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eGUwP6EPKs The sound of a saxophone is...
  12. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    UWF Smackdown 11/9: Enzo Amore Vs The Undertaker The crowd inside the sold out arena are on their feet awaiting the next happening on Saturday Night Smackdown when suddenly a familiar theme plays over the PA system. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8ce3q3x9g 'Italian Lover' hits the PA system...
  13. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    UWF Smackdown 10/12: Enzo Amore Vs Corey Graves The crowd are tense inside the sold out arena for Saturday Night Smackdown until suddenly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOFC8CvquHk The nightclub music of Enzo Amore, known as 'Italian Lover' plays over the PA system and the crowd immediately...
  14. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: Scramble Qualifier #1: Chris Sabin vs. Antonio Cesaro Suddenly Antonio Cesaro appears up on the titantron. Antonio Cesaro: So you lost everything you accomplished due to an injury. You lost 'all those accomplishments' due to an injury?. Boo-hoo. Last Sunday night at Lockdown I lost a...
  15. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: SD! June 7th - US Title: Cesaro (c) vs Kendrick vs Jericho vs RVD Once The Brian Kendrick's interview is over the arena suddenly sparks to life as a familiar theme plays over the PA system. C'est Miracle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2w5IkBnYPU 'Miracle' plays and the crowd immediately...
  16. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: US Championship - Cesaro Vs. Hardy The crowd are still going wild for Jeff Hardy, his 'Creatures' are in full voice in this arena it seems. However this fanfare is soon ended as another familiar theme begins to play over the audio system. 'C'est Miracle'...
  17. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF SmackDown: Hardy/Miz/Ambrose vs. YES Suddenly up on the big screen appears Bray Wyatt who is in a nondescript darkened area. Bray Wyatt: Hey, I hope you guys weren't expecting to see me out there or anything because I simply can't be there but know that I am there in your heart. No...
  18. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: Title Unification Match: Christopher Daniels vs Antonio Cesaro Antonio Cesaro: What will you call this championship you say you'll win?, I have an idea for it, what about... the Fantasy Wrestling Championship because that's what it is, nothing other than a fantasy, not real. And Mister...
  19. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: Title Unification Match: Christopher Daniels vs Antonio Cesaro The crowd are still cheering for their hero, Christopher Daniels when suddenly... "C'est Miracle" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2w5IkBnYPU The crowd's mood is immediately reversed from jubilation to deep seeded hatred for...
  20. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    UWF Smackdown 3/24: Bray Wyatt Vs Edge A hush befalls the Oracle Arena in Oakland, California as the crowd quietly await their favourite superstars. Soon however the crowd are up on their feet booing and jeering the arrival of their 'Angel in The Dirt'...
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