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  1. Summarize and Rate the Last Movie You Saw

    007 Skyfall - 4/5 (8/10) Even very very casual Bond fans will enjoy Skyfall, a great homage to all things Bond, as well as a rollicking action movie in its own right. Photography throughout is stunning, and the opening action scene is absolutely riveting. The subplot with Bond's fellow MI6...

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    ^I'm dreading Paranorman off the poster alone. Is it worth seeing as a single adult ('sans' kid)? Or is it 'just another' forgettable kiddie movie?

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    ^I thought it didn't live up to the hype. The first part, sure, but then it takes a swerve towards just another dumb explosion movie, and completely unravels.

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    Obviously should have played Aramis or D'Artagnan.

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    Snore.

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    The Adventures of Chris Fable 0/5 (0/10) Deceptively marketing itself as an honest low-budget alternative to Harry Potter and Percy Watson, AoCF is nothing more and nothing less than badly acted, horribly paced, amateurishly shot, laughably put-together Christian propaganda. And not even subtle...

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    ^Bit of an overstatement (the second half).

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    I just watched the worst movie of all time. Unfortunately, I'm too sleepy to write a review that does it justice. But stay tuned, because it's going to be a good one. I should have watched Mission Impossible instead...

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    Dark Knight Rises 4.5/5 (8.5/10) - VERY MILD SPOILERS Christopher Nolan perfectly wraps up his perfect Bat-Trilogy with what may well be the best movie of the three - and, by association, the best Batman film to date. One gets the feeling that Rises will be VERY hard to beat as Movie of the Year...

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    Yeah, I'm one of the "MAKING ZOMBIES RUN AND RACIOCINATE?!? PREPOSTEROUS!" camp. Same as you don't make vampires sparkle in the sun, YOU DON'T MAKE ZOMBIES RUN. Aside from that, the flick was just a throwaway action movie which suffered from lack of epic-speech-spouting, badass Caribbean...

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    ^I have Sideways! I got it for 50p, and didn't know if it would be any good. I suppose I should get round to watching it then, eh?

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    ^You mean the new Dawn? What do you think of the classic Dawn? I have a hard time believing the new one will live up to the old one, to be honest...

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    I would have given Adventures of Tintin an A. In fact I did (4/5). Just a nice departure from the usual modern-day animated movie. More like an animated Spielberg classic, a la Indiana Jones, Goonies, etc.

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    LOL whenever I read that scene I'm always like "FORGET PRINCIPLES, YOU IDIOT!! EBAY!!!!". And then when he decides to pick just one, I'm always like "PICK 'GOD SAVE THE QUEEN' YOU DUMMY, THERE'S ONLY LIKE 100 OF THOSE!!" :lmao Music geek right here.

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    High Fidelity wins on the ground that - while it doesn't have the best scene in the book, where the lady tries to sell him all those rare singles for tuppence - it has a mention to the Stiff Little Fingers inspiring Green Day, and someone actually produces a vinyl copy of Inflammable Material...

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    Yogi Bear 2/5 A failed attempt at updating the classic Hannah-Barbera cartoon for the new millenium, which falters due to taking the wrong approach. If stripped down, the premise of this film (a corrupt mayor plots to close down Jellystone Park and sell it to loggers; Yogi, Boo Boo and Ranger...

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    *too. And not really. I just enjoy writing actual reviews rather than just give three lines of "interesting movie, I liked it, the acting was good but the story wasn't". It's not like I'm trying to land a job as a reviewer or anything, I just have fun writing them. What's wrong with that?

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    Tangled 3/5 Lusciously animated and frantically paced, this CGI throwback to the traditional Disney princess movie is nevertheless the definition of "throwaway entertainment", and will sadly not hold much interest for anyone not of the female persuasion and/or over the age of eleven. In a day...

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    ^Anna Paquin as a teenager? She was already a teenager two decades ago in that geese movie (where she was actually in her teens), then again on X-Men, which was a full ten years ago. She must be well in her 30s by now. Oh, Hollywood... EDIT: She's 29. Playing a teenager. Bloody 'ell.

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    Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire 3.5/5 Harry Potter movies will never be as good as the books. That is something fans of the franchise have come to accept (however begrudgingly), along with the fact that their favourite sections in any given book stand about a 1/10 chance of making it to the...
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