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  1. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Fandango: I’m sorry, you’ll have to excuse my “partner” for his potty mouth. You see he may look like a fat slob piece of human garbage…because he is. He comes from a trailer park and only has the knowledge of a 13 year old who thinks it’s cool to curse all the time. Just don’t let that hinder...
  2. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Fandango's music hits and the crowd gives a mixed reaction. Half of them booing and he other half cheering because compared to everyone else, Fandango is the most liked in this match. There is already a mic in his hand and he stands on HHH's stage, refusing to get one step closer to the ring...
  3. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Ladies and Gentlemen, E C 3 A spotlight shines brightly on the top of the stage where Ethan Carter the Third, EC3 as well as Fandango, both have their backs turned to the crowd and simultaneously turn their heads and smirk. The current World Tag Team Champions walk down the ramp with a...
  4. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    EC3 brushes off Goldust's remarks and looks at Sami and Brodie before cockily walking up to them. Ethan Carter The Third Hold on a second adult garbage pail kids, we gotta address Goldust up there. First of all, nice green screen effect bro. It’s a cool way to show how scared you are to come...
  5. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    The crowd is eagerly awaiting their next piece of entertainment when the lights suddenly go out. The crowd cheers in excitement but they soon turn to boo's once a voice is heard. Ladies and Gentlemen, E C 3 The spotlight shines on Ethan Carter the Third, EC3 as well as Fandango, who is...
  6. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Fandango just stares at Goldust as if he were saying "are you done?" Don’t worry Goldie, I don’t think anyone will ever forget you. Prepare to be the number one trending topic on Yahoo and Twitter for a day because I will make you famous but not for the reasons you think. Deep down no matter...
  7. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    The fans eagerly await what will happen next until Fandango's giant structure comes down in front of the titantron which makes the fans boo wildly. Once the structure is all the way down, his music hits. As always, Summer Rae comes out first and dances by herself for awhile. A mediocre...
  8. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: Smackdown 12/7/13 - EC3/Fandango vs. Callihan/Lee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfcoh8au92w Fandango's custom structure lowers as the fans cheer in anticipation for their UWF World Tag Team Champions, Fandango and Derrick Bateman. Fandango's theme then hits and the crowd gets on...
  9. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    UWF Smackdown Bateman vs RVD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FcYfuVW3t8 Derrick Bateman's theme song comes on and the fans are in a frenzy for their resident goofball super hero. The cheers seem to die down however when Bateman come out in a suit instead of his usual attire. He's not...
  10. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Smackdown: International Championship: Hardy vs Fandango vs Morgan(C) Fandango raises his mic to his lips and waves his index finger in the air saying tisk, tisk, tisk. Now now Matthew, what did I say about speaking? You sound worse than a smoker. Perhaps you should get...
  11. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Smackdown: International Championship: Hardy vs Fandango vs Morgan(C) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfcoh8au92w Fandango's theme hits and the crowd stands up in a frenzy for one half of the World Tag Team Champions, Fandango as he comes bursting through the tassels of his...
  12. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF SmackDown 2/11/13: Christian vs Derrick Bateman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fsO26ljSMo Derrick Bateman You know what Christian, you're right. You know I'm a dreamer, But my heart's of gold. I had to run away high, so I wouldn't come home low. Just when things went right...
  13. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Smackdown Number One Contendership Battle Royal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QwTfILLHiU The crowd lights up with excitement when Fandango's theme hits and they begin to hum in unison to the tune. Fandango comes out with Summer Rae but without his giant custom structure. He walks...
  14. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Smackdown - Brodus Clay vs. Derrick Bateman Derrick stands up and knocks his chair over. Derrick Bateman What's up bro! You think you can just disrespect me like that? You want to put me in the hospital? You've been out of the business for so long I'm sure you can't afford...
  15. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Smackdown - Brodus Clay vs. Derrick Bateman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FcYfuVW3t8 Derrick Bateman's music hits and the crowd gets on their feet and cheers for their resident banisher of evil. Derrick comes running out from the back with a full head of steam. He quickly runs...
  16. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF SmackDown: Hardy/Miz/Ambrose vs. YES Cause Really I'm A Psycho http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ehdkBucSc&feature=player_embedded The crowd is all on their feet for the final appearance of their beloved hero Dean Ambrose. They don't have to wait long as the former World...
  17. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Smackdown: Dean Ambrose vs. Damien Sandow Dean Ambrose looks out at the crowd. He takes a deep breath and let's all that Sandow said sink in. Dean Ambrose Tell me something Sandow, we all know how much you love to talk but it seems like you never really seem to deliver...
  18. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Smackdown: Dean Ambrose vs. Damien Sandow Cause Really I'm A Psycho http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ehdkBucSc&feature=player_embedded The crowd goes crazy once Ambrose's music hits and their World Heavyweight Champion comes out with said championship around his waist. He...
  19. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Smackdown Ambrose vs Edge Ambrose stands there, turns his head to the side and looks Edge up and down. A hero? I think you're mispronouncing the word coward. I mean you even said it yourself, to fight me like a man would make you a fool but clearly all the other ways won't...
  20. CaptainxBumout

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    UWF Smackdown Ambrose vs Edge Cause Really I'm A Psycho http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=B8ehdkBucSc The crowd is drawn into a frenzy when the music of Dean Ambrose hits. It isn't long before their World Heavyweight Champion makes his way out with said...