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  1. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    I got a little promo-happy in this one, lol. I might start doing little WWR Today segments to ease the promo-heaviness of the following show. I'm also considering, since we're all so busy this time of year, to update one week, review the next week, rinse and repeat. This'd allow me to...
  2. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    The next show will be delayed a few days, thanks to midterms eating all my time last week. I'm hoping the lack of reviews is due to midterms of your own and not utter failure on my part. :shifty:
  3. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    Part 2 of Unrelenting. ------------------------- Rain is watching the whole Roxxi scene on the TV in the lounge, a bemused smirk on her face. She turns it off and gets up. Victoria: <from the door> Hey, I was watching that. Victoria is on crutches. Rain: Ah, by Spider Flambé is...
  4. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    Part 1 of Unrelenting. Wow, my first PPV big enough to have to be split into parts! Yay! Lol. ------------------------- Stagehands put the final touches on everything around the ring. Michael Cole and Sharmell are just taking their seats and testing their headsets. Suddenly, Daizee...
  5. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    The camera follows a pair of black boots walking down the halls. From what is visible, the wearer is Caucasian and muscular. The wearer opens a door, revealing Elvira’s office. The wearer enters and closes the door behind her, blocking view. Wearer: <obscured by the door> Alright, let me sign...
  6. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    I'm way too lazy to keep up the spoiler page, so unless people speak up, I'm gonna take it down. Elvira is pacing back and forth in her office. Sandman is leaning against the back wall with beer. Rain walks in. Rain: …the hell kind of office is this? Whatever. You wanted me, Elvira? Wait...
  7. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    A post like that is pretty much the best appreciation I can get, lol. Thanks so much. :D
  8. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    Please note that I haven't updated the spoiler page pertaining to last week's show yet. On that note, does anyone even use it, or should I just take it down? Also, if you only read one of my shows, make it this one. I promise you a WTF moment like you won't believe. ----------------------...
  9. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    Back in full swing! This is my first one in over a month, be kind. :P ----------------------------- Gail Kim walks through the entrance doors, belt over her shoulder. Roxxi Laveaux, Daizee Haze, Portia Perez, Salinas, Christy Hemme, and ODB are all in her path, looking at her in both anger...
  10. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    Beth Phoenix and Gail Kim. Two former world champions. Gail Kim, always coming to the aid of those of good heart, holding her friends closer than her gold, all the while remaining at the top of the heap. Beth Phoenix, the self-proclaimed Glamazon, a ruthless powerhouse who would stop at nothing...
  11. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    Hehe, about that Melina spot, I imagine they'd just use sugar glass or something. Melina is awesome but she doesn't strike me as the type too eager to slice her face up for a match, so I made that spot to allow her to lose without actually blading.
  12. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    Starting August 14th a lot of stuff will be happening at once, so i'll barely be able to get online until September 5th. So updates are delayed until then. Cole: Welcome, one and all, to the celebration of action, excitement, and brutality that is Sekhmet’s Gathering! I’m Michael Cole...
  13. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    The Barbie Crushers have challenged The Beautiful People to three interconnected matches, culminating in the defense of the North American Championship by Roxxi Laveaux against Melina! In the first match, Portia Perez will take on Velvet Sky in a No Disqualification Match. The winner will get...
  14. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    Elvira is in her office, the Halo theme playing, putting together a massive, three foot tall house of cards. Roxxi Laveaux, Daizee Haze, and Portia Perez walk in. Daizee: Hey Bruce Lee, we picked the stipulations we want. Portia: …how did you get that so big? Elvira: Superglue. <picks the...
  15. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    Well sort of bad news. In two weeks there'll be a lot of stuff happening at once, so i'll have very little time to get online and no time to write this. So I'll be able to post the next episode and then Sekhmet's Gathering, but after that, I won't be able to update this until the week of...
  16. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    ...the R and E are right beside each other, lmao. And yeah, I felt that the matches weren't as good as previous ones. This was more of a plot advancement episode.
  17. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    Cole: Welcome, everyone, to another edition of WWR! I’m Michael Cole, here with Sharmell at ringside, and tonight we’ll have updates on the conditions of Raisha Saeed and Gail Kim, who both received severe injuries one the past couple of weeks as part of this situation over the World Title. As...
  18. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    Elvira is in her office, mixing three Bloody Mary cocktails while Sandman watches. Elvira: <muttering over and over> Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now… Sandman: <reaches for one> Elvira: <smacks his hand away> <drinks one completely> Beth Phoenix and Gail Kim walk in. Gail...
  19. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    I'd like to point out to everyone that the spoilers of the past shows have been put up, so if you miss a show or want to get into this show without having to read every episode, you can just read the spoilers. Go to Post #1 for more information and the link.
  20. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    WWR - Women's Wrestling Revolution

    Krystal is walking alongside Gail Kim in the back hallways. Krystal: So Gail, now that the North American and Revolutionary titles are held by girls who you respect, it just leaves the World Championship and Awesome Kong. Will you be using that contract tonight? Gail: I think so, yes. <opens...