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  1. Well-ah hello dere friends.

    Happy-ah new year! It's again time for-ah New Years resolutions. You American's always-ah resolve to-ah lose weight. P-ahlease!! Dee only time-ah you break-ah sweat is-ah when you are biting into your-ah Big Macs from-ah McDonalds. NOM NOM NOM NOM! But-ah don't worry chubby, dat supersize Diet...
  2. imo-ah

    EAT-AH DAT!!!
  3. Dee WWE production team is-ah horrible!!!!

    Last Monday on-ah RAW I had-ah match wit-ah dee manimal Baptista. everyone saw-ah dee part where Baptista beat me in-ah dee match. BUT no one saw what-ah happend before dee match!! And, dey cut dee ending all up-ah!! First we started dee match-ah and I was-ah completely dominating dee...
  4. Why am I-ah not dee moderator yet?

    I am-ah dee soon to be greatest Intercontinental-ah Champeeyonay of all time-ah! I should-ah be idolized around here-ah!!! You people are-ah pathetic!!!! Now, enjoy your-ah delicious Subway sandwiches, and read-ah Perez Hilton's stupid-ah website! BUT WHEN I COME-AH BACK....the moderator...
  5. Hotrod's-ah Lady!!!

    How can-ah anyone have a dee crush on-ah Rodney dee Piper? He is-ah fat. He is-ah old. He is-ah stupid. Are you-ah fat, old-ah, and stupid too? You have an unhealthy fissazione with-ah dee old, fat-ah men in-ah skirts! Why-ah don't you go-ah to dee home-ah for dee retired and meet-ah men...
  6. I wrote a song about-ah my love for-ah Beth Phoenix.

    Here it is-ah... "Marella" by Santino Marella featuring Beth Phoenix
  7. Lame Deddie Guerrero

    You are dee one-ah making dee "Lame-ah In a T'read-ah" LAME-AH!!! Why don't you go-ah back to Hell-ah wit Christopher Benwaaaahhh! Do us all-ah favor-ah and kill yourself-ah again! You are not-ah scary corpse-ah! Neit'er is Palumbo's Zombie-ah! You all-ah will have a can of dee ass-ah whip...
  8. I just want everyone to know-ah...

    Stay out of my way-ah! If you cross-ah me, I will open up a can of ass whip on you-ah. And den you will be death meat!