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  1. Hybrid

    Kayfabe The No Holds Bar

    *The screen is covered in black, a slam is heard before fading in; We see a glass being slammed on the bar counter by a man covered in shadow.* Bartender: Wow, you're finishing up rather nicely. How's about another? *The Bartender picks up the glass and begins to re-fill it, after a few...
  2. Hybrid

    Kayfabe Celebrate with Champs

    * The scene opens up to a pitch black room. After a few minutes a knock is heard before a door opens and we see the silhouette of Vanessa York. She walks into the dark room when suddenly the room lights up* Luis Alvarado: Surprise!! *Confetti and streamers fall from the ceiling, there's a...
  3. Hybrid

    Fire Pro Wrestling

    Fire Pro Wrestling, one of the greatest wrestling game franchises is making a comeback and I can't be more excited. Though the trailer does leave a lot to be desired.
  4. Hybrid

    Kayfabe The champion. . .

    *The World Heavyweight title sits atop a black cloth covered table* Narrator: A Championship represents a winner, a championship represents the face of an idea. *The camera begins slowly zooming in on the title* Narrator: But what makes a good champion? No one knows for sure, though what we...
  5. Hybrid

    Kayfabe The MisAdvenures of Detective. Luis Episode 2

    Narrator: Last time on The MisAdvenures of Detective. Luis, we find our heroes on the case of The Man of Fire. When they eventually found The Man of Fire, he revealed himself to also have the ability to control lightning. *Vanessa speaks* Gorgeous Lover Vanessa(Woodenly) Oh no super awesome...
  6. Hybrid

    Kayfabe Mutton Glutton

    *The scene fades into a dark room, silence rings throughout the area. Suddenly a flash of light beams down through the pitch black revealing Luis Alvarado* Luis Alvarado: Greetings everyone; It is I, Luis Alvarado. *The light turns off and flickers on next to a wall in which we see Luis...
  7. Hybrid

    Kayfabe The woes of a champion

    *Vanessa is seen in her locker room stretching and preparing herself for her upcoming match against Christina Morgan, but she is stopped by a knock on her door* Vanessa York: Who could that be? *She makes her way over to the door and opens it* Luis Alvarado: Hola Spark Champion Extraordinaire...
  8. Hybrid

    Kayfabe You call that Dancing with a Star?

    *The lights go out, a quiet hum sits over the audience. When suddenly a spotlight shines on one side of the stage revealing Luis Alvarado dressed as a Matador with a rose in his mouth. Another spotlight beams down from the heavens on the other side of the stage revealing Janitor Caleb who is...
  9. Hybrid

    Kayfabe Dance Partners and where to Find them

    *Luis Alvarado is seen frantically talking to people backstage* Luis Alvarado: Are you sure? Lunch Lady: Yes. Luis Alvarado: Well what about you? Valet: What? Luis Alvarado: Nevermind. *Luis continues his search for the perfect dance partner* Luis Alvarado: I'm desperate, please will you be my...
  10. Hybrid

    Kayfabe Carpe Diem Baby

    *The music chosen for Vanessa by Luis begins to play as Vanessa comes out on stage looking a bit nervous. She proceeds towards the ring as fans cheer for her. Vanessa tries to ignore the cheers not because she hates them but because if she were to listen to the crowd she'd be frozen in awe...
  11. Hybrid

    Kayfabe The Audition

    Luis Alvarado: NEXT! *Luis shouts at two double doors, after a few moments a pasty nerd comes through and stands in front of Luis.* Luis Alvarado: State your name? Pasty Nerd: (gulps)Greg. . . .sir. Luis Alvarado: Sir? I like it, so why do you deserve to be my bodyguard? Nerd Greg: To show my...
  12. Hybrid

    Ignition Banned Moves List

    As you all know WWE 2k17 has a lot of problems and most of which are the incredibly broken moves. Whether it's retaining offense or freezing someone to the floor, we all know how broken this game gets So to keep Ignition on the up and up and be the most competitive and fair it can be, I present...
  13. Hybrid

    Kayfabe Scouting the competition

    *Vanessa walks in on Luis and a man with a Camera in his bathroom* Vanessa York: I came up here to tell you who I have a match against and I see this?! Luis Alvarado: You should have knocked V-nee baby. Vanessa York: (Sighs) Just meet me downstairs in a few minutes. *A few minutes later*...
  14. Hybrid

    Kayfabe Luis and his wonderful thoughts.

    *We see Luis in the bathroom as he prepares for his match* Luis Alvarado: Just gonna freshen up a bit, nobody likes a smelly beaut. *Luis turns on the shower and hops in* Luis Alvarado: Ouch! caliente! hot,hot,hot!! It's like Fire! *Luis quickly turns the water to a more bearable temperature*...
  15. Hybrid

    Kayfabe THE LEGEND OF THE MAN OF FIRE AND LIGHTNING

    *The camera fades onto a mansion, a title card appears; it is read aloud by a narrator.* Narrator: THE LEGEND OF THE MAN OF FIRE AND LIGHTNING. *Thunder Roars and Flames engulf the title card" Narrator: Starring Luis Alvarado *A picture of Luis appears* Narrator: As the strapping young...
  16. Hybrid

    Kayfabe Ultimate Power

    *The lights shut out in the arena and there is a quite hush in the arena, a loud booming voice is heard in the arena* ???: What is the Ultimate Power? *Smoke appears on stage as blinding light shoots through out the arena and we see a shadow begin to rise from the floor of the stage.* ???: Who...
  17. Hybrid

    Kayfabe After Luis Alvarado vs Des Pierson

    *Luis Alvarado is splayed out on the mat after defeating Des Pierson, he starts stirring from his drunken stupor as the Announcer begins speaking* Announcer: Here is your new I- *Des Pierson snatches the microphone from the Announcers hand, Des stares a hole through Luis. He brings the mic to...
  18. Hybrid

    Kayfabe Drown in Sorrow

    *We see Luis Alvarado at a bar, drinking his sorrows away* Luis Alvarado: Thi- - - (burps) Thissssss uhhhhhh this. *Luis slams his glass down* Luis Alvarado: This oneeee is-is to you my (hic) ol' compadre. HEY! HEY! BARMAN! *The bartender reluctantly goes over to Luis* Bartender: What do you...
  19. Hybrid

    Kayfabe One on One with Luis Alvarado

    *The screen fades in and we see a restaurant front that has a sign which reads *Guillermo Italia* the camera goes into the Restaurant and we see Luis Alvarado having dinner with Vanessa York.* Waiter: So what is it you will be having this evening? Luis Alvarado: I will have the Brus-chetta...
  20. Hybrid

    Kayfabe Alvarado: The Studio Album

    *The screen fades in as we see Luis at a microphone in a recording studio* Studio Head: In 5 . . .4. . . 3. . . 2. . . .1. . . . Go. *Music begins playing, heavy bass begins to thump.* Luis Alvarado: Me llamo Luis Uh I see you starin' at my crease uh You want that fine release uh And you need...
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