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  1. Woman on ‘bath salts’ crashes into police cars after wild chase

    Rate the Wrestler Day 71 - The Honky Tonk Man So Cage ends our tag team section with a 12th place 83. Pretty good. We're gonna go a back a bit with these next few guys, starting off with the man who's cool, cocky, and bad...
  2. Teen Arrested For Bringing A Gun To School

    Nice boots, wanna fuck?
  3. FBI aids Aruba with missing American

    thepeopleschomp. for the same reason as Mr. Chaos.
  4. "The Voodoo Vixen" Angelika

    Elijah Burke.
  5. Teen Arrested For Bringing A Gun To School

    I've never personally used a pick up line, but I saw this one in use once, and it only sticks out in my mind because it actually fucking worked. So I was out at this club, and a buddy and I were up drinking at the bar. This guy goes up to this girl a few seats down, takes his glass, dumps the...
  6. Best Botches and Bloopers

    I'm going to name him or her aborted fetus #4734681928720297834097820537 I think it works with both sexes.
  7. Angel

    If you want a movie like this with plot watch Battle Royale. Or for a bit of a cheesier movie Series 7: The Contenders. I would suggest the Running Man as another one of these kinds of movies with plot, but I would only recommend the book. This one has the basics of a plot, but the plot is...
  8. Angel

    I don't see why. I saw it on Friday night, it wasn't bad at all. I mean it wasn't an Oscar winner, but its a fucking action film. If you don't like action movies, you won't like this. Also, if you go into the movie expecting more than getting to watch Austin kick ass, you're going to the...
  9. "Captain" Jack Sparrow

    fuckknuckle cock diddler shit nozzle cunt and who can leave out fuck? its so multi functional.
  10. Best Botches and Bloopers

    I am. I was quoting Martin Luther King. Y'know, due to our similar plights. :shifty:
  11. Tragic

    Rate the Wrestler Day 70 - Christian Cage Edge scores a 93, and takes 4th spot on our list. Next up, and last in our series of tag team partners is the Instant Classic... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Christian Cage...
  12. Best Botches and Bloopers

    Yes. We decided on that a little while back. She's not having it. Which is more than likely what brought this whole episode on. Also, so totally broke up yesterday. Free at last!! Free at last!!! Thank God almighty I'm free at last!!!!
  13. FBI aids Aruba with missing American

    Dark Knight. Buh Bye!!! :wave:
  14. Prediction Leaugue Title Belt

    Archie Bunker's Place from All in the Family. Also AfterM*A*S*H. That was a terrible show.
  15. What color is your passion? Quiz

    You see the one thing that I acknowledged is that my post was my opinion and not fact. I feel no need to answer why you don't like Bret Hart because you are entitled to your opinion. However no matter your opinions on whatever wrestler, one shouldn't be so biased as to neglect indisputable...
  16. Man Admits To Killing Ex-Girlfriend But Says He Isn't Sorry

    My favourite Bret Hart memory was the promo he gave in Pittsburgh. I'm paraphrasing this but I believe it went; If you were to give the United States and enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh. The Hart Foundation with Owen, Davey, Neidhart, and Pillman was one of the best stables...
  17. What color is your passion? Quiz

    Shit. I never even noticed it was in the wrong place. Lemme see if I can move it. -Nope. My powers don't extend this far.... Get an admin or super mod to do it.
  18. 60 arrested, bombs and drugs seized as part of California crime probe

    I'm a sucker for Indian chicks. Like from India, and not the native kind.
  19. FBI aids Aruba with missing American

    Smell ya later Markz.
  20. Husband, woman charged in murder of wife

    Rate the Wrestler Day 69 - Edge So Matt gets a 76 and steps into the 7 way tie for 17th. Next up has a bit of a connection to Matt Hardy too. And appropriately enough he comes in on day 69...