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  1. Teen's throat slit at school

    Have your say regarding Monkeystyle's love life... Because I've fucked things up enough so surely you people can't do any worse. Lemme 'splain. On Sunday, Monday, Tuesday I had dates with 3 different girls. Now, because of the way I am, I'm only going to ask out one of them for a 2nd date...

  2. Officer Involved Shooting inside a Walmart

    I should've put this in my I hate vegans/vegetarians thread, but it was too shocking to not get its own. My question is, how did the parents not see that there was something obviously wrong with their child? Some people should not be allowed to have children.

  3. Alistair Overeem signs with UFC, faces Brock Lesnar at UFC 141 on Dec. 30

    Walking into my apartment is like crossing a thermocline. The hallway is brutally humid, but the moment you walk into my place its like the sweat immediately freezes on your face. Actually according to the thermostat, it is 12 degrees in here. Its beautiful.

  4. Teen Tried To Burn Down School

    I can't give him a 10. Wolverine has never been my favourite, but he does have a detailed back story, one of the better ones actually, but he still has never done it for me. 8/10

  5. Mom beats girl at bus stop

    I was about to ream you for your lack of musical knowledge, but then I noticed you're only 14 so you get a pass... this time.

  6. Officer Involved Shooting inside a Walmart

    These people deserve to be beaten to death with a frozen leg of lamb. http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=185948 And people wonder why I support the death penalty. Disgusting.

  7. Alistair Overeem signs with UFC, faces Brock Lesnar at UFC 141 on Dec. 30

    Fans? Get with the times. No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air.

  8. [NWA Round 1 Match 5] (5) Giant Baba vs (16) Barry Windham

    Indeed to all of the above, except the initial post. In fact the WWE has actually become better in the last few months. Longer matches, more intriguing storylines, the whole magilla. Even the women's matches haven't just been filler. But, you can't please everyone, and there is always going...

  9. NFL: Packers VS Saints

    I can do without Mysterio tbh. He was great in ECW, good in WCW, and just boring in the WWE.

  10. Police Investigate Triple Homicide

    I take zeros. Its all good. This one's going to be harsh.

  11. WFK Custom Skin Logo

    God forbid they actually let Shelley inject some ring psychology into their spot fests

  12. JBL Talks Potential Return

    I ruined my pants upon reading this.

  13. Police Investigate Triple Homicide

    Rate the Wrestler Day 79 - Bobby Lashley Burke scores an impressive 67 for a guy who has only been around less than a year. Seems to be a good indication of where he's going. Next up your's and my favourite bathturd...

  14. "The Punisher" Kevin Calvaco

    Botanically speaking, a tomato is the ovary, together with its seeds, of a flowering plant: a fruit or, more precisely, a berry. However, from a culinary perspective, the tomato is not as sweet as those foodstuffs usually called fruits and it is typically served as part of a main course of a...

  15. Fantasy Basketball

    ^^^ Has a real nude woman nailed to his wall.

  16. "The Punisher" Kevin Calvaco

    Ahhhh. Tomatoes have seeds and are therefore fruits.

  17. Wash. teen kills father while protecting uncle

    MJ, I'm not going to tell you I'm sorry because you're probably sick of hearing those words by now. What I will tell you is to lean on your family and let them lean on you, you'll get yourselves through this together. It'll be difficult, but you can do it. I don't know if you'll get this...

  18. Alistair Overeem signs with UFC, faces Brock Lesnar at UFC 141 on Dec. 30

    yeah. I live in an apartment and that doesn't happen to me.

  19. Dana White Denies Lesnar​ Retirement Rumors

    Rate the Wrestler Day 78 - Elijah Burke Test gets a 31, and barely avoids taking last place from New Jack. The next WWECW extremist is... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elijah Burke has held the following titles: None...

  20. UFC's Yoshihiro Akiyama teases welterweight move

    I enjoyed seeing Guy Gardner get his ass kicked in Supes vs Doomsday. Never liked the lanterns at all, but they are classics. 5/10
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