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  1. Johnny Nitro Buried, WWE.com Teases RVD Return, More

    I wouldn't call that a burial. I'm pretty sure they just don't have anything for him at the present time.
  2. The No Smark Zone 9: SNME Review, ONS Fallout, Cena/Truth and Im Not Buying It

    First off, without bias, Canadians are by far some of the best fans in the world. Shit, alot of places in the states the fans all but sit on their hands. At least the Canadian fans get involved with the show. Second of all. We appreciate wrestling, and Cena is definetly not the best wrestler...
  3. If you and her were the last people one earth

    Hell Rell the fat chick thrilla
  4. Rate the Game: Game-6 Mario Kart 64

    See, I'm a bit of a throwback and have still yet to get the hang of the analog stick. That is to say, I hate the analog stick. Therefore that drops the value of this game to an 8. It will never be as good as the SNES Mario Kart.
  5. Would you sleep with Paris Hilton?

    It pleases me to see that most of the members here have taste.
  6. Oh What A Difference A Year Makes

    I don't think it would've been as big a deal if he had've been caught with like a gram as opposed to 18. In the law there is a vast difference between being caught carrying a gram and carrying 18+
  7. Last Movie you Watched?

    For all of you who watched Norbit, were you forced to at gun point? Because that's about the only way anyone could get me to watch that film.
  8. If you and her were the last people one earth

    Well first things first she's gonna have to lose some weight. No big deal we're the last 2 on Earth, nobody is going to hear her scream. SO I bust out the chloroform and proceed to strap her fat ass to a table where I will starve her until she is thin. It is at this point that I will find a...
  9. Rate the Wrestler Day 106 - Arn Anderson

    So Mr. Credible scores a 51 tying him for 41st. Lets see if we can get somebody going here who will get an impressive score... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arn Anderson has held the following titles: NWA Tag Team Titles x3 WCW Tag Team Titles x3...
  10. Anyone Play An Instrument?

    I tried the clarinet once but I totally sucked it up. Come to think of it, I never really got the hang of any of the woodwinds.
  11. Would you sleep with Paris Hilton?

    Also, I saw that porno. She looks like she gives lousy head. Also, if she stopped having sex with me to answer her phone she'd so get a pimp slapping.
  12. Anyone Play An Instrument?

    I play several. Bass (Upright) Trumpet Trombone Baritione Horn Tuba The last 4 are really just the same instrument just different tones so its really nothing impressive.
  13. Hall of Shame......

    I nominate Monkeystyle. That guy is such a shit stirring asshole. I hope one of these days he gets his come uppances.
  14. Which Wrestler Would Make the Best President and Why?

    And if Arnie has his way that won't even matter in a few years. Anyway, if I were an American I'd want HHH because he'll place the rest of the world under the glass ceiling. As a Canadian, I would give you Eugene.
  15. Would you sleep with Paris Hilton?

    I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot clown pole. That being said, honestly I have never liked the skinny blonde type. She's not even remotely attractive.
  16. IWF KOTR (Semi Finals)

    I want the finals now.
  17. IWF KOTR (Semi Finals)

    slick
  18. X Divison Tag Titles In TNA?, Kurt Angle/MMA Update, & More

    TNA needs more titles like I need a bullet to the skull.
  19. Vince Going Crazy

    git git git git. had me rofling. Seriously, I would prefer Vince to further delve into madness only to have him removed from the WWE and replaced. Then Vince could come back as a face, something I would like to see and I don't think has been done without the eventual swerve heel turn.