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  1. WWE Legends of WrestleMania - Released: March 24th, 2009

    Its gonna be tough though keeping everyone happy. With only 40 guys there is going to be a lot of omission.
  2. Moving. 100% for sure this time lol.

    Yeah so last time I made on of these threads I ended up backing out of moving and staying here. Now this time I know I'm leaving so yeah, end of August I'm heading off to New Brunswick. Gonna be pretty awesome. I've always wanted to live by the ocean and eat awesome sea food every day. Now I...
  3. WWE Legends of WrestleMania - Released: March 24th, 2009

    I thought about that. That could work, and would be totally awesome.
  4. Politics

    rofllll. Why did the one winged chicken cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop. Woooooooooooo.
  5. WWE Legends of WrestleMania - Released: March 24th, 2009

    Okerlund would be great and all, but really Monsoon and Heenan were like JR and King back then. You almost wouldn't dream of having a show without them calling the match.
  6. So its my brother's birthday next month...

    A little paranoia never hurt anyone :D
  7. Happy Birthday Blaze

    Honestly if most people on here came to Ottawa, I would have no problems putting them up for a few days and getting them drunk. Well first off, I missed this thread. Second, what's wrong with a little festiveness?
  8. So its my brother's birthday next month...

    Because I totally have it coming one of these days. They told me that they were going to spike my booze once, but figured that since I have ingested so many narcotics in my time it might not work. I'm still waiting for my comeuppance.
  9. So its my brother's birthday next month...

    People never want to pass out when I'm around. I will make you regret it. This is why I either a) cab home at the end of the night, or b) if I'm crashing at someone's place, I go to bed last.
  10. WWE Legends of WrestleMania - Released: March 24th, 2009

    Its truly too bad that they can't get Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan doing commentary for this. I would buy this game, and whatever system its on for that reason alone.
  11. Important

    You have entered the twilight zone.
  12. So its my brother's birthday next month...

    Totally off topic, but my buddy's b-day was this past february, and he decided he wanted to have a toga party (very chilly in february) so we got a shit ton of wine, like 25 boxes. (we totally went ghetto on the wine) Anyway, one of the guys there took a beer bong, but put wine in it. He went...
  13. Happy Birthday Blaze

    Well geez, I wish I had a web cam so I could actually toast you people kind of in person. Maybe toss in some sort of meaningful quote that sounds a lot deeper when I'm drunk.
  14. So its my brother's birthday next month...

    I briefly toyed with the idea of introducing him to blow, but that is just a bad idea and I kinda wanted to kick my own ass for that.
  15. So its my brother's birthday next month...

    I doubt they'd let me use my beer bong at the bar. And we have to stay at the bar because both Troy(my brother) and I work there, but he can't drink there because everyone knows how old he is, so... Its kind of a necessity.
  16. Important

    Blaze, its all about how you react to things. At work we have a certain ritual that we do when people start reacting porrly to things. Its an inside joke, but I think the gist can be caught. Anytime anyone starts being a little bitch about things, we all turn around and just yell "Aaahh its my...
  17. Happy Birthday Blaze

    :) In that case I have gone to my freezer and brought out my bottle of Grey Goose, filled my shot glass, and raise it to you. SOCIABLE! Pfft, its not like I have to work tonight anyway.
  18. So its my brother's birthday next month...

    He finally turns 19, which is of course legal drinking age etc here in Ontario. So now the question is, what do I do with him? Obviously I'm taking him to the bar and getting him more fucked up than he's ever been, and ever will be in his life, but I gotta make it memorable and right now, I am...
  19. Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    That is true, but that seemed more like the breaking point. She was already out of the men's division at that time wasn't she?
  20. Happy Birthday Blaze

    I would've poured booze down your throat. I'm prepping you see. My brother turns 19 next month.