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  1. Better Wrestler #4

    Pretty much. Don't forget to vote in the poll at the top though.
  2. Better Wrestler #4

    The poll closed in like an hour anyway, so I killed it.
  3. The Ultimate King of the Ring I

    hear hear!
  4. Ask Monkeystyle something...

    No good sir, I am still, and most likely always will be a Satanist. The only way I see myself falling away from the Church is if it became grossly commercial, in which case I would likely just identify myself as an athiest.
  5. Chef for a day.

    Apparently last year it was burned to a crisp. Too much charcoal. Also, my chicken kinda tastes like the Colonel's because I spent so much time trying to crack that recipe. Its close, but not quite. I'll figure it out one of these days.
  6. Ask Monkeystyle something...

    Oh. I don't really hold grudges, I rep whomever I think is roght or who makes a good point. On the other hand I almost never touch my rep button these days.
  7. Ask Monkeystyle something...

    6 and no. What did I write?
  8. Chef for a day.

    I can make some mean Fried Chicken.
  9. Ask Monkeystyle something...

    Yes. You have gotten leagues better. Good on you.
  10. Chef for a day.

    But it was sooooooooooooo goooooood. Especially since I stuffed the bitch full of apples before I put her on the spit. When her skin cracked and the fat started leaking out, I took some of the fat on my finger and it was just chock full of apple-y goodness.
  11. Better Wrestler #4

    Super Crazy, just barely stops Tajiri's run by two votes. No HoF for Tajiri. Next: vs.
  12. Chef for a day.

    Also Italian Outsider has told me that I am huge.
  13. what's the coolest country in the world?

    The answer to this is clear. Niger.
  14. Chef for a day.

    1000 is not enough.
  15. Chef for a day.

    So yesterday was our golf tourney at the Heart, and apparently every year they do a pig roast. However they just got a new exec chef, and he's never done it before, and neither had anyone else in the kitchen. So cue my bro talking to me after work, telling me about the pig, and I'm all like...
  16. The Ultimate King of the Ring I

    Big Men Undertaker vs Nash Vader vs Earthquake Yokozuna vs Umaga Visera vs Kane Big John Studd vs Kamala Zeus vs Mark Henry Great Khali vs Abyss Big Show vs Andre The Giant The Wrestlers Bret Hart vs Samoa Joe Chris Benoit vs Jeff Jarret Ric Flair vs Kurt Angle Ricky Steamboat vs...
  17. Ask Monkeystyle something...

    New rule. I answer any and all intelligent questions that I deem worth my efforts.
  18. Orton pulls a Ben Roethlisberger

    Also you can question WWE.com's credibility, but you can call any wrestling website's credibility into question, and probably be right.
  19. Orton pulls a Ben Roethlisberger

    If its true, I think Ren and Stimpy put it best when they said; "Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy." Now I don't necessarily believe it either, but... 30 feet becomes 300 feet really easily with the slip of a finger. Just something to take into consideration.
  20. The List Part Deux (New and Improved with commentary!)

    Or just plain dick-ridery :p