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  1. Empty Arena Matches

    Yup, Lawler/Funk wasn't it?

  2. I need to vent

    Fuck Adam to prove it tbh.

  3. Count to 50 before a mod/admin posts.

    biggety bam son.

  4. Is it possible?

    This is the kinda thread I close at 9,999.

  5. Count to 50 before a mod/admin posts.

    Nah. Never letting you get off the ground is better.

  6. Count to 50 before a mod/admin posts.

    twooooo

  7. Count to 50 before a mod/admin posts.

    three

  8. Randy Orton is completely overrated

    I agree with Jabroni. Randy Orton is seriously awful.

  9. Possibly the most important question you will ever be asked.

    Jim > Johnny

  10. Dear Lady Hotrod

    shortly :shifty:

  11. Dear Lady Hotrod

    Awfully quiet over there. Nothing left to say? Wait. Maybe you should get your 'husband' in here to defend you. :rofl:

  12. The Official Whore Yourself Out Thread

    Can I be a real nerd right here and say that I'm actually pretty sure they can?

  13. ILMoCHAMS,MDPWEWGW~! (SFMSACHWML)

    Awesome. SP should be Garth though tbh. Schwing.

  14. Masturbation.

    Better if he has someone to hit his penis with a Qu'ran anytime he feels like it.

  15. Premature Ejaculation Thread

    4pXfHLUlZf4

  16. Dear Lady Hotrod

    Also I wish your filthy, dog eating Ukranian grandparents had've been cooked at Flossenberg or Majdanek. Or failing that at the hands of Joesph "The Man" Stalin.

  17. Dear Lady Hotrod

    I read through it all, it wasn't that boring. It's nice to see LHR squirm and go down to defeat again and again. And I hate to toot my own horn here. (No I don't, who am I kidding) But LHR seems to think I'm worse than her. Fallacy! Fact is, I'm smarter than you, better read than you...

  18. Masturbation.

    Look, just get some icy hot. Anytime you feel like jerkin the gherkin rub a bit of that on your hand before you do it. Repeat until you finally understand that you are a sinful child who deserves punishment.

  19. Dear Lady Hotrod

    I missed it.

  20. Masturbation.

    Aversion therapy involves applying gross discomfort to the one seeking therapy when his urges arise so to speak. All puns intended. I can certainly suggest some techniques to you, however I should tell you if I actually had my PhD this would be a might fine way to lose it.
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