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  1. Final Impact 2009

    Edward Redding is pacing in his office very nervous, wondering where the IWF Champion, Kassidy is at. Redding picks up his phone and dials again, but only gets Kassidy’s voicemail. Edward Redding III: Dammit. Something isn’t right here. It’s not like Kassidy to not show up to the show...
  2. Final Impact 2009

    + ---- - Josh Hart: Folks its now time for the Last Man Standing Match between Adam Freeman and Montana. Kerry Lane: This match came about after Adam Freeman demanded to be added to the World Heavyweight Championship Match and Montana told him no. Josh Hart: There is a lot of bad blood...
  3. Final Impact 2009

    + ---- - Josh Hart: Everybody its time for the IWF Undisputed Tag Team Match. Kerry Lane: The United Envies have been chasing for the titles for awhile now and its their time to take them from the RMC. The Rioting Mobb Crew music hits the arena as they step out onto the stage with their IWF...
  4. Final Impact 2009

    + ---- - Cahan yells at the referee a little, before he grabs Miller and drags him over to the turnbuckle. Lifting him to his feet, he yells some trash talk at Mike before he grabs him for his finisher, the Celtic Cross. Mike rolls out of his though, and rolls up Cahan with a school boy pin...
  5. Final Impact 2009

    + ---- - Kerry Lane: Well ladies and gentlemen, this following match is something that will surely surpass all our expectations, it’s going to surpass brand supremacy … because this is the battle of the Legends! JoshHart: Oh god I can’t wait for this one, Kerry! This is going to be off the...
  6. Final Impact 2009

    + ---- - ***BackStage*** Carl Long: Hello Folks, I am backstage with Charlie Wayne and he’s getting ready for the biggest match of his career, Charlie how are you feeling? Charlie Wayne: Hey Carl, All week I said I haven’t been nervous, however here it is in the final hour and I must admit I...
  7. Final Impact 2009

    + ---- - Kerry Lane: Welcome Ladies and Gentleman, to the third installment of Final Impact, and huge Milestone in the IWF. Josh Hart: We have a superstacked show for you tonight, and expect the unexpected here tonight. Kerry Lane: This is certainly one of the biggest shows the IWF has ever...
  8. Me and my girlfriend

    Yeah, birth control pills can be used to help treat cramps during a girl's period as well as severe acne. Either way it takes about a month before it's effective so keep that in mind.
  9. Me and my girlfriend

    On the other hand maybe you should just avoid sex in general for all our sakes.
  10. Me and my girlfriend

    All I care about is ensuring that you slap a rubber on it so we don't have any of your offspring running around.
  11. Ann Coulter "Muslims: We Do That On First Dates"

    I read one of her books. I am not ever reading anything else from her.
  12. Whoever unbanned me...

    Asshole.
  13. Whoever unbanned me...

    You don't have to like him but it could've been an innocent mistake.
  14. Whoever unbanned me...

    To err is to make a mistake. In other words, shit happens.
  15. Whoever unbanned me...

    Meh, people err. Everyone's allowed one.