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  1. Unhappiness and speculation within WWE on drug testing

    I don't believe that either Jeff Hardy or Randy Orton would be nailed for their third strike until they become stagnant and unpopular. Until then I'm sure Jeff can have all the meth he wants so long as he keeps getting huge reactions.
  2. Tim Minchin

    Still laughing right now. First and last songs are incredible.
  3. Tim Minchin

    Just discovered this guy and his brilliance recently. He's a comedian who's also a very accomplished pianist and his routine is amazingly funny and clever. Listen to these for a chuckle. Then go look for more. f0IVuGK7sAw 78XrI_2bPVA Gaid72fqzNE e6raVzrbqrM ujUQn0HhGEk
  4. I'll be inactive for a while....

    Take care dude and I promise your name will still be green when you get back.
  5. I think we should bring back....

    What better introduction could you want for yourself then to jump in and start intelligently posting?
  6. Unhappiness and speculation within WWE on drug testing

    Entirely plausible. Anybody here really think that they would ever actually bust Cena, HHH, or Undertaker? I don't think so.
  7. I'm just making topics.

    Who says I want to get over it. Exterminate all the little fuckers tbh.
  8. I love/hate summer time.

    Personally it's mostly hate because it's way too hot and I hate to sweat so fuck summer. However I must say that walking downtown and seeing all the scantily clad women around for sure gives me a certain appreciation for the season. I feel like such a goon though while doing it. Like I'm...
  9. I'm just making topics.

    Liek for me I'm pretty sure it started like 15 years ago or so. I was sleeping at my grandparents and this fucking spider descended from teh ceiling and landed on my face while I was awake. Scared me to death. Worst part was I went back to my Mom's place the next night and it happened again...
  10. I'm just making topics.

    Got any phobias? Probably done this already but anyway. Personally I can't deal with spiders. Fuckers scare the ever loving shit out of me. Like if it's small enough it will just startle me and I'll kill it. But once we start getting to ones the size of my fingernail I start calling for...
  11. Rules of IWF

    I got a kick out of #4
  12. Shoot me. Theriouthly meow.

    /wrists ffs. I should just put on some eyeliner and start crying in public.
  13. I want to learn how to play guitar.

    I can play the bass reasonably well but I've always wanted to play guitar. Can anybody point me in the direction of a good starting guitar and maybe some good books or some tips? Also, for those of you who do play how long have you been playing and what is the heardest thing about playing guitar?
  14. Shoot me. Theriouthly meow.

    I dunno. I'm ranting here but I feel like life really fucking blows lately. Like, I'm stuck in this job that I absolutely detest, mostly becauise it's fucking not what I want to do at all. I really want to go back to school again but the lady hates the idea because she'll be pretty much...
  15. Canada Day (Kinda gross picture inside)

    Now you have to cook the cat. Want a good recipe for egg rolls and "chicken" fried rice?
  16. Canada Day (Kinda gross picture inside)

    Me passed out in a pool of my own vomit? Not this year. I'll try again next year tbh. :D And now she wants me to go to the cottage this weekend. I'm like fuck that I'm staying where it's air conditioned and sans insects.
  17. Going to be a great two weeks.

    There's a lot more than just that. Busta Rhymes, George Clinton amongst others. I'm just not going to get to see them. Some of those bands like KISS I'd skip because I've already seen them before and they suck but the lady wants to see them and a piad for a full pass anyway, right? Not as...
  18. Need opinions here.

    Now usually I wouldn't bother with this but it's getting on my nerves and no one who knows us seems to be able to provide an objective answer, so I turn to you fine folks for your opinions. Now, I am the kind of person who measures what I say before I speak. That is to say I think about it and...
  19. Going to be a great two weeks.

    It's Bluesfest time again and of course I bought tickets for the whole festival. Good line up this year too. This is who I will be seeing. July 8: Jeff Beck 9: Ben Harper 10: Steve Earle 11: Gotta work. 12: Joe Cocker 13: Stone Temple Pilots 14: Our Lady Peace, Ice Cube 15: KISS (blech)...
  20. Canada Day (Kinda gross picture inside)

    That's just my back. My arms, neck and my hands were awful too.