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  1. PERRY SATURN IS ALIVE

    Yeah that gut is pretty stupendous.
  2. Who Needs New Entrance Music?

    Randy Orton's used to be like that too once upon a time before they gave him that shitty voices in my head theme. That one bugs me because it's like, subtlety is too difficult for us so we feel the need to beat you about the head with our plank of the obvious.
  3. Sheamus?

    :shifty:
  4. Sheamus?

    That's okay, I would probably bend over for Chris Jericho.
  5. PERRY SATURN IS ALIVE

    Did he get tats on his head?
  6. Sheamus?

    We used to have a couple of "wrestler" threads because people would not stop going off on a tangent about them.
  7. Who Needs New Entrance Music?

    I know, I'm just whining because I hate it. The beginning of it though is ideal, you immediately recognize the tune and to whom it belongs. It's become synonymous with glass shattering, bells tolling and "Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"
  8. ***SPOILERS***Wrestlemania Rumors

    I've been saying this for years but I doubt it will happen. Michaels went heelish on Hogan for like two months and then immediately went back even though the break in character was very refreshing and much needed. I want it to happen but I doubt it. I'm ready for HHHeel turn part fifteen...
  9. ROH streaming Live shows starting Final Battle 09

    I'm pretty sure I paid about 15 bucks for their one PPV that got shown here in Canada and as much as watching a web cast of this would be cool, I can't help but feel slightly ripped off by the price. If I'm going to be sitting watching this on my lappy I don't want to pay the same price I paid...
  10. Who Needs New Entrance Music?

    I would just like for Cena to use Basic Thuganomics again.
  11. Just something i've been thinking about a bit...

    I was wondering who gave you the douche-y red rep so I looked and find myself unsurprised.
  12. Just something i've been thinking about a bit...

    Isn't this one of those two wrongs make a right type thing?
  13. Jesse Motherfucking Neal

    TNA was only interested in him because of what he was. A soldier who was in Iraq who now wants to be a wrestler. He was terrible but that didn't matter because they thought the notion might be marketable. That didn't pan out and they have him under contract so they may as well try and use him...
  14. Open Challenge

    Good job on spelling calendar.
  15. Who the fuck...

    Constantly happens to me. Didn't even notice until you pointed it out.
  16. Sheamus?

    Thank you. You are wise beyond your years. "PUSH SOMEONE NEW!!! PUSH SOMEONE NEW!!!!" "Okay, we'll push Sheamus, give him a shot" "NOOOOO! He's new, but he's not the one I want to see pushed!" Whining little maggots. :D
  17. Where are your standards people?

    I will however in response to his post disagree with something. That Raw wasn't light years ahead of anything. It was awful, plain and simple.
  18. Where are your standards people?

    I agree with Enzo that TNA is in fact a bigger joke than the WWE, and that it's continued existence is due to outside forces pouring money into the company and not due to it standing on it's own two feet as it were. However, with a couple of simple adjustments, TNA could be a serious, viable...
  19. Marajuana

    I burned pretty heavily all throughout university and still got my masters.
  20. 20 Best TV Shows of the Decade

    No House, and as much as I love Arrested Development, switch it with The Sopranos.