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  1. World Famous Astronaut Confirmed To Host WWE Raw

    The Hoff is more relevant than Buzz Aldrin.

  2. Hm.

    ^ Wow. You should have your fake mod status stripped for that idea.

  3. Your 10 Most Disliked Wrestlers

    ^^ha.

  4. The campaign begins

    ^^^^ So is, including, but not limited to: Enjoying menthol cigarettes Speaking in a vernacular that suggests retardation A disturbingly high drop out rate A disturbingly high prison population A taste for white girls with fat asses while married to a fat, ugly black woman Wearing clothing that...

  5. This has to be the most obvious comparison ever made but...

    There are a few more differences: Orton's feud with the McMahons came when he was a heel and I don't think he ever had a one on one match with Vince. Orton doesn't have a catchphrase that gets the crowd rockin'. Orton doesn't have his own "Rock", Cena is close, but I don't know if they are...

  6. Gregory Helms Headed To TNA Wrestling !!!!!!

    STAND BACK!! A TSUNAMI IS COMING THROUGH!!! This is the last thing TNA needs, more talent. Especially busted up, injury prone talent like Helms, who hasn't been good since like 05, let alone enough to revitalize a division the company has no interest in.

  7. Betty White to Guest Host Raw

    I don't care what anyone says, Betty White is fucking awesome, a truly unsung hero of comedy. I'm glad I have the day off, a Memorial Day baseball game with $1 beers and the possibility of Betty White hosting Raw. THAT'S the American dream right there, fellas.

  8. Age of Controversy.

    Cookie cutter draws more money than both by a far margin, so firstly, it would be good business. Secondly, he has been involved in lengthy feuds with both over the past two years, so he makes sense to get stuck in there. Thirdly, I'm suggesting that it only be a one month type of thing as a...

  9. Kimbo Cut From UFC

    ^^^If you can't make it in MMA, you sure as hell can't make it in boxing. More skill and endurance is required in boxing, plus the guy is on the wrong side of 30, he'd just be a novelty act as he is in MMA.

  10. Age of Controversy.

    ^^^It failed because they minimized his best asset; his ability to talk and they made him far too one dimensional. He was the top heel for so long because he talked and his character was always changing, from his involvement with Lita, to the Ultimate Opportunist to his marriage with Vickie...

  11. Rate the Member Day 33 - CMS

    6.5/10

  12. Lawrence Taylor in some deep trouble

    Just ask Ben Roethlisberger. . Just to prove I'm not going soft: N|gger

  13. Kimbo Cut From UFC

    It was strictly business. Dana can't have the legitimacy of his organization being jeopardized by a jabrone like Kimbo, as much of a money machine as he is. Plus Dana hates looking foolish and having Kimbo lose a second fight would have done just that, he gave him a chance, he was what Dana...

  14. WTF!?

    If ya don't dig it, take a walk. Most other forums are filled with sheep or are a big circle jerk of misinformed fanboys. WrestleZone is just awful and there was this other forum that was nothing more than a bunch of HBK haters, I forgot what it was called, but all the threads were literally all...

  15. Who Is the Most Overrated Wrestler in the WWE

    ^^^ Except one is and one isn't.

  16. The Great Khali Negotiating The Start-Up Of Wrestling School In India

    ^^^ Or if maybe Khali wasn't as weak for a guy of his build and size, and wasn't as dumb as a Blue barn cow, he'd have lifted him up properly and not Kevin Nash-to-Paul-Wighted the delivery, killing the poor bastard. He doesn't know how to powerbomb, where's that youtube video where he can't...

  17. Modding My Xbox, Good/Bad Idea?

    I have a modded Xbox. Fuckin awesome. You don't need to worry about only relying on one source for games, you can still play regular games and buring them yourself is hella easy. All you need is a spindle of dual layered DVDs and a semi decent computer and of course a burner that burns the...

  18. Saddest movie you have ever seen?

    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

  19. Can't Act

    ^^ More than that of a pudgy digit having, down syndrome lookin' wannabe coon "internet celebrity". You in general: lmao.

  20. Can't Act

    Who the fuck died and made you Robert Ebert? You posted this in the favorite actors thread: Don't try and act like your shit don't stink when you've got such a heaping pile right behind you.
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