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  1. I think it's time for King of the Forum 2011-2012

    Anybody who wants in post here. As per usual monkeystyle rules of participation apply as well. If you view the thread you're in whether you like it or not. okgo
  2. I have demands

    Beautiful. Feel like I need a new avatar now.
  3. I have demands

    You bastard.
  4. I have demands

    Fuck that fat stoner. I'll taunt someone else into raging. You know I can. I know, you're European. This is why I gave you 24 hours. You should be able to get it done before your 2 hour afternoon break, no?
  5. I have demands

  6. I have demands

    I have to increase the threat level little by little. I can't just flop my cock on the table all at once and say here it is. I've got an armadillo in my trousers and that kind of threat needs to be built up to.
  7. I have demands

    Yeah, but you could have changed it by now. Also, you can't really trust me. What's to say I don't go all crazy again? Do you really want that on your shoulders? Your solo administration would be a failure from the outset.
  8. IWF party. Who the fuck are you inviting?

    I suggest finding him and pelting him with meatballs. Sweet, sweet pork meatballs. And then take pictures of the expression on his face.
  9. I have demands

    It involves my having to talk to somebody who got banned from another forum I posted on and finding a way to convince him to share the script he has that he used to hack a few peoples accounts and get their passwords. I won't be dirty with it, I'll just give myself the name and tag. I'd...
  10. I have demands

    There is nothing more to state. I will give you 24 hours to make the appropriate changes. And then 24 hours more before I decide, fuck it, I can't be bothered. Or maybe not so much this time. Maybe this time is the time I actually follow through. Do you really want to take that chance?
  11. I have demands

    I demand that my name be changed to the same colour as This Guy's. This has nothing to do with deserving it or anything else ridiculous like that. I just want it. Do it now. Also, I demand that this: be reinstated for me under my name alone. Again, not because I deserve it or some self...
  12. Alright, I'm going to need another slave.

    Yeah, but there were a greater lineup behind those three people. They were insignificant cogs. And I had nothing to do with CAPSLOCK. All my staff choices were A-1
  13. Alright, I'm going to need another slave.

    Weakest staff line up in forum history. Almost certainly done on purpose though.
  14. Alright, I'm going to need another slave.

    I will riddle your head with an ice pick and deftly defile the resulting orifices with my quivering member.
  15. Alright, I'm going to need another slave.

    http://forum.allwrestling.com/member.php?10321-This-Guy Look at the colour of his name. Favouritism, I say, and it's not fair. Mostly because I'm not the one receiving it.
  16. IWF party. Who the fuck are you inviting?

    One of the greatest posts in IWF (AWF) history. Fer sure.
  17. Alright, I'm going to need another slave.

    Alright, whose sock are you?
  18. Alright, I'm going to need another slave.

    AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH YOU GREASY, NAPOLEON-COMPLEXED, BACKSTABBING GUINEA
  19. Alright, I'm going to need another slave.

    From the shoutbox: [06-24-2011 12:26 AM] soulpower : I had to google monkeystyle to find this forum, no joke I'm the king.
  20. The Truth.

    I'd probably post more in the wrestling forum if there was anything interesting to talk about. Also, I'm lazy. I see great stories all the time that I feel I should link to or copy/paste on here but I just close the window and move on. Dunno why. Something tells me we could get good mileage...