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  1. Rysenberg

    FIFA 13 Discussion Thread - #3

    Well I'll just be a fat overweight uninteresting cunt by this point, so maybe you won't be, but I'll certainly be alone. And yeah, the issue being that I won't be successful as I seriously cba doing any form of studying or hard work for anything (I have prelims starting Monday and yet I'm...
  2. Rysenberg

    FIFA 13 Discussion Thread - #3

    Man, fuck that, if you're already alone at 50 you don't need some old bitch with a Wizard's sleeve hanging down to her knees coming into your life. When I'm in my mid 30s I'll be stuck in a shit job and will rarely get out the house as any time I go near a drink I'll be stuck with a 3 day...
  3. Rysenberg

    FIFA 13 Discussion Thread - #3

    Hence why I won't get married til I'm in my mid-late 30s and life's pretty much finished anyway.
  4. Rysenberg

    FIFA 13 Discussion Thread - #3

    Well if you don't then the rest of the team are willing to. blueberry.
  5. Rysenberg

    FIFA 13 Discussion Thread - #3

    Damn, well there is absolutely no silver lining in this incident then.
  6. Rysenberg

    Why WWE isn't bringing up any more NXT talent for a while

    No shit, this always happens. Typical dirtsheet guesswork.
  7. Rysenberg

    FIFA 13 Discussion Thread - #3

    The one positive here is that you'll hopefully end up with a better router than your last. Still sucks tho.
  8. Rysenberg

    ESPN.com not impressed with Cena

    For God's sake Rain, don't forget mock a nerdy looking character for waking up every Sunday morning covered in his own semen!
  9. Rysenberg

    3-part Paul Heyman interview

    Thanks for posting, great interview. Heyman should take credit for spotting Punk because having watched really old clips of him he was absolutely horrible in the ring. There was a video of him where he couldn't even take a front bump in wrestling school lol. Totally agree with this bit by the...
  10. Rysenberg

    How do you feel about Ryder's Systematic burial?

    RE: HOW DO U FEEL ABOUT RYDER'S SYSTEMATIC BURIAL? Why this car is AUTOMATIC, it's SYSTEMATIC, it's HYDROMATIC... But yeah, never been particularly fussed for Ryder, but it's a shame the way WWE buried him after the effort he put into getting over. Let's be honest though, it was over as soon...
  11. Rysenberg

    Best CM Punk promo for quite a while

    Was gonna chuck my opinion in here but what's the point, these two posts summarise it perfectly for me.
  12. Rysenberg

    Remember him?

    Keeps it up for much longer and we might be able to afford him :yay:
  13. Rysenberg

    Anyone else kinda' like the combination of Paul & Vickie?

    Heyman doesn't have any flaws :haha:
  14. Rysenberg

    Figure Four Leg Lock

    Yeah but the figure four is hardly a tough move to deliver, and it was in no way Dolph's fault. I've delivered the move to friends when I was in primary school with absolutely no difficulty so I find it rather pathetic that a professional wrestler can't lock it in.
  15. Rysenberg

    So with Raw roulette being next week:

    And with it being in Las Vegas - what should we expect from Punk? Will we see another shoot? Will we see him reflect on how things have changed since the shoot? Or anything else?
  16. Rysenberg

    Figure Four Leg Lock

    I've not seen the video but I imagine it was done extemporaneously, knowing that Miz had fucked up. I also have no idea why Dolph would sell it like mad if it was meant to be highlighting Miz's poor delivery of the move.
  17. Rysenberg

    Raw Ratings - The Numbers

    Never realised how much viewers were lost during the amazing Lawler/Punk/Heyman segment.
  18. Rysenberg

    Figure Four Leg Lock

    :pity1:
  19. Rysenberg

    GO AND SIGN UP FOR WWEFORUMS.NET! Video

    Marking for Sintheeoh.