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  1. Rysenberg

    ??? Favorite quotes thread ???

    That guy obviously never got laid :haha:
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    Top Star Returns at Live Event

    Damn, he needs to grow some hair again, at the moment he really does just look like a fattening middle aged man, the hair made it less noticeable somehow. Ambrose vs Taker is one of my dream fueds, it would just be utter brilliance. Ambrose toying with Undertaker and being the one playing all...
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    What's saving Jack Swagger?

    I don't really think it is necessary to be chucking away this massive angle just to 'discipline' a guy in his 30s.
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    What song are you listening to?

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    Post Your Internet Speed

    I love Internet speed discussion, Jonathan comes in as if he is some sort of router god then inevitably ends up getting owned (usually by Hoss).
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    You're In A Fight, What Wrestling Move Do You Use?

    You guys are all so selfish, I'd put them over, doing some Ziggler esque selling in the process. #Jerichoholic
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    Johnny Ace makes his return?

    In one month and 13 days I'll be in Doha on holiday.
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    The Biggest Harlem Shake in the world...

    This is stupid though, was this even organised to be Harlem shake? Cause it just looks like random footage of some sort of concert to me.
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    Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger address Glenn Beck

    Incredible work WWE. That was fucking awesome, Zeb is an unbelievably good talker.
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    Here ya go miz proposed

    Imagine the terrible facial expressions I would use when laying on top of Maryse squirming awkwardly for a few seconds before releasing my undersized boy load onto her belly. :fap: :fap: :fap:
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    Press Release: WWE Invites Glenn Beck to RAW

    Listening to this, I'm sorry but f*ck you Beck. 'Stupid wrestling people', who, exactly? Vince McMahon? Paul Heyman? The Rock? Chris Jericho? Anybody else who's smarter and more successful than you'll ever be? __________ Okay, so now he's resorted to mocking Swagger's lisp, fucking pathetic...
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    Press Release: WWE Invites Glenn Beck to RAW

    Lmao so true, god if it were a smarky crowd :fap:
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    Press Release: WWE Invites Glenn Beck to RAW

    Could you imagine the heat?! :lol1:
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    Press Release: WWE Invites Glenn Beck to RAW

    Love it WWE. Glenn Beck is one of the biggest twats to ever step on this planet. Get owned, asshole.
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    Remember when?

    The irritating thing with the Ryder one is at the time they did the perfect thing with Ryder/Ziggler - new and over character gets put over by a guy who's ready to make the step up. Except afterwards they decided instead of creating two new stars they'd rather rape their credibility and attempt...
  16. Rysenberg

    Remember when?

    One that comes to mind is Tensai going over Cena and Punk. (Lol)
  17. Rysenberg

    One of the funniest KSI vids ever.

    Brilliant :lol1: Just watched the Madden one as well, so fucking funny.
  18. Rysenberg

    I'll see you guys in about a week

    I'm only on so much cause I always get sent to my room :sad:
  19. Rysenberg

    Does anyone remember me? lol!

    Welcome back mate, of course we remember you (Xanth doesn't count), how could I forget the Fed-X creative team days :yay:
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    The Rock to miss several weekly shows cause of reality show

    It depends how many weeks he will be missing for me to properly comment on it, but I still think we are lucky to get The Rock at all, even if it ain't full time.
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