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  1. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    WrestleMania V This is probably going to be one of my worst reviews ever, because there was 14 matches on this show and almost all of them were the fuckin’ same. Match 1: Hercules def. King Haku (6:57) Start off with this match… which was okay. Hercules starts overpowering Haku, but after...
  2. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    Crown Jewel 2019 I totally forgot that this is the show where they all got stuck in Saudi because of “flight issues” quote unquote. Ah fuck you Saudi. Match 1: WWE Championship Match - Brock Lesnar (c) def. Cain Velasquez (2:03) Poor Kofi Kingston, WWE really buried him and then brushed...
  3. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    I'm picturing an alternate reality where Jericho loses the title to Rosey
  4. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    Taboo Tuesday 2004 Match 1: Intercontinental Championship Match - Shelton Benjamin def. Chris Jericho (c) (10:54) Considering that they pretty much have to book the show the day of the PPV, this was a shocking victory. WWE were also expecting Batista to win the fan vote, which makes...
  5. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    King of the Ring 1997 Match 1: King of the Ring Semi-Final Match - Hunter Hearst Helmsley def. Ahmed Johnson (7:42) Start off with an average match. Ahmed has Hunter on the ropes for a lot of this match, he no sells a lot of Hunter’s offense. But while Chyna doesn’t get involved...
  6. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    In Your House 8: Beware of Dog So this show jumped up a few spots since my last review so the rating is different. Also, this is the show that got stormed out and cut the power off in the arena, which is why there were two nights and why the match that would be the main event is only the...
  7. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    SummerSlam 1988 I legitimately forget this show takes place in Madison Square Garden, because most WWF shows at this point that took place in MSG, had real dark lighting, with hard camera pointing away from the entrance way. This arena was lit up and had hard camera to the right of the...
  8. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    This Tuesday in Texas (1991) Match 1: Intercontinental Championship Match - Bret Hart (c) def. Skinner (13:46) Solid opener here. I wasn’t expecting much from a Skinner match, but I have to say he did pretty well for himself here. Of course, most of this match is carried by Bret. Skinner...
  9. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    SummerSlam 2010 Wow, this was even worse than I expected it to be. Match 1: Intercontinental Championship Match - Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Kofi Kingston ended in a no contest (7:05) An okay opener. We start off with almost a concussion immediately because less than 20 seconds into the match...
  10. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    No Way Out 2007 Kudos to Michael Cole, for one, calling this show with a sore throat, and two putting up with JBL all night. Match 1: Chris Benoit & The Hardy Boyz def. MVP & MNM (14:25) This is going to be happening a lot on this show. This is a SmackDown “exclusive” PPV, yet there were...
  11. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    SummerSlam 1993 Match 1: Razor Ramon def. Ted DiBiase (7:32) Quick and forgettable match. Not bad though. Razor was now a babyface and taking on the million dollar man in what I believe was his last PPV match in WWF. DiBiase wears down Razor for a while but it doesn’t drag on. The match is...
  12. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    In Your House 22: Over the Edge Match 1: LOD 2000 def. The Disciples of Apocalypse (8-Ball & Skull) (9:56) Starting this show with a real stinker are we? I hate watching The Harris Brothers so much, this was no different. It is a step above the match they would later have at Fully Loaded...
  13. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    Just heard the news, 20 minutes ago, in a Burger King drive-thru nonetheless, that one of my favorite wrestlers, a guy who I've been singing the praises of for the last 10 years. A guy who I personally believe is one of the smartest men in professional wrestling. Even after all the shit that...
  14. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    In Your House 5: Seasons Beatings Match 1: Razor Ramon & Marty Jannetty def. Sid & 1-2-3 Kid (12:22) A very meh match. The main story here is between Razor & The Kid. The Kid stabbing Razor in the back and joining up with Ted DiBiase. They’re both briefly in the ring together but when...
  15. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    Royal Rumble 2012 Match 1: World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Steel Cage Match - Daniel Bryan (c) def. Big Show & Mark Henry (9:10) You could not have the stacked the deck against Bryan any more in this match, and yet he goes into this match with absolutely no fear. How can you...
  16. Jarf

    Booking WWE 1993-present if the Runner-Up of the Royal Rumble had won

    1994 I wasn't sure how to do this, considering Bret Hart and Lex Luger were co-winners this year. So I guess it would've made sense to go with the third man, Shawn Michaels. Now the problem here, is that we don't get the epic Ladder Match at WrestleMania with Razor Ramon. I think that match...
  17. Jarf

    Booking WWE 1993-present if the Runner-Up of the Royal Rumble had won

    In this timeline, Roman is a 4 time winner, I'm sure that wouldn't have pissed anyone off
  18. Jarf

    Booking WWE 1993-present if the Runner-Up of the Royal Rumble had won

    I’m not sure where I keep getting these ideas that are just going to put stress on me, but this also seemed like a fun idea to do as well as a challenge. But the title says it all. I’m going to attempt to book the WWE from 1993 to the present if the runner-up of every Royal Rumble Match had won...
  19. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    Royal Rumble 1989 The show starts with Vince McMahon unintentionally comedically screaming the names of literally every participant in the Royal Rumble Match. Match 1: 2 Out of 3 Falls 6-Man Tag Team Match - Jim Duggan & The Hart Foundation def. Dino Bravo & The Fabulous Rougeaus (17:54)...
  20. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    SummerSlam 2007 Match 1: Kane def. Finlay (8:50) A match JBL on commentary described as “monkey butt ugly.” Not good for an opener, but it’s okay I guess. It’s just boring. Kane dominates a good portion of this match, and Finlay targets the taped ribs of Kane. I lost count of how many...
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