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  1. Crankdeer

    Been on a health roller coaster as of late

    Fun fact. Diverticulitis is caused from red meats.
  2. Crankdeer

    Where my atheists at?

    Atheists are equivalent to a pair of tits. They are soft, nice, squishy, some times big, and overall rounded but at the end of the day they are just.. tits.
  3. Crankdeer

    My Xbox keeps freezing

    I got you an xbox right down here...
  4. Crankdeer

    It's Tax Season! (tips included)

    It is used by millions of Americans. Research it, its very simple and effective.
  5. Crankdeer

    It's Tax Season! (tips included)

    Don't forget that you can also write off medical bills for your return.
  6. Crankdeer

    It's Tax Season! (tips included)

    Its online and it isn't expensive at all.
  7. Crankdeer

    It's Tax Season! (tips included)

    Turbotax. 'Nuff said.
  8. Crankdeer

    Thought for the day

    On the contrary, what may seem not dumb to you may be dumb to others. You see, the great grand wizard scholar high chancellor supreme master teacher Bob Sagat once said: " D.J, don't let the other kids make fun of you, you know that you are beautiful inside and out. Now, how about that ice...
  9. Crankdeer

    Thought for the day

    You can all buy my book for the low price of 3 easy payments of 35.95.
  10. Crankdeer

    Shitlist

    No mas pantolones.
  11. Crankdeer

    Shitlist

    Checkmate. :otunga:
  12. Crankdeer

    Shitlist

    Stop what? The Truth?
  13. Crankdeer

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles appreciation thread

    If Vanilla Ice doesn't make an appearance in this new TMNT reboot, I will shit everywhere.
  14. Crankdeer

    Shitlist

    Or is the diary reading you?
  15. Crankdeer

    Thought for the day

    Think of the universe as like a giant fuck. It remains a cold, desolate, non-life bearing wasteland. We as humans have only uncovered portions of a fuck but we have not by any means discovered the entire fuck. Why must this fuck go undiscovered? Do we simply not give a fuck? Is it because we...
  16. Crankdeer

    Shitlist

    If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
  17. Crankdeer

    Girl Banned From School For Going Bald To Support Her Friend

    I want your media attention. :diaz1:
  18. Crankdeer

    Our Day Of Reckoning Is Upon Us.

    We are all stardust.. after all.
  19. Crankdeer

    Girl Banned From School For Going Bald To Support Her Friend

    Sometimes I think people just set this crap up just to have media attention. That may sound crazy, but no normal person would be like: " OH YUR HURR IS TEW SHURT. UR VIOLATIN DRESS CEWD."