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  1. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Kayfabe Give Me One Good Reason...

    {This video is only available on the WWEF Precision Youtube page} Ryan Blake can be seen exiting an elevator on the top floor of WWEF Precision Headquarters in Times Square, New York, which is obviously paid for by "The Money Man" Buster Gates. The General Manager of Precision and former...
  2. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Becky Lynch and Alexa Bliss sign a contract for their Smack Down 20/09/16

    Did they fight in the end? The answer will decide on if I watch this video or not.
  3. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Kurt Angle Took 65 Vicodin Every Day...

    Dayam... He takes more Vicodin than House.
  4. Welsh-Wizard-97

    OOC The Out Of Character Thread

    Well, out of all of those Awards, the one that means the most to me is Talker Of The Year since I've tried so hard in the past to improve my promos and so I'm extremely grateful for those nominations so thank you! Also, Geek... It wasn't half of Vega's promos. Any promo with real storyline...
  5. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Kayfabe It's Mr Vega To You, Peasant.

    Once again, we are joined by the presence of royalty, namely The King Of The World, Andersen Vega. He is, as usual, on his couch, looking at his phone, getting increasingly angry by the second. Andersen: Come on, Vaporeon! Come on! Please!... God damn it! Why do you keep giving me those stupid...
  6. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Kayfabe What To Talk About?

    Andersen: *Sigh* I've got a lot to talk about this week... The current WWEF Iron Man Champion appears on the titantron, laying on the sofa in his changing room in a manor that makes it appear that he's in therapy. But, since there ain't a man, woman or child in the known world that is a good...
  7. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Kayfabe You're Always Welcome.

    Finally, Tyson Blade's segment is over and it seemed like an eternity of boredom. Fortunately, The king Of The World is about to grace us with his presence... Via the titantron. Ladies and Gentlemen by Saliva hits. Andersen Vega pops up on the tron, sitting on the couch in his locker room...
  8. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Kayfabe Checkmate!

    The audience in attendance is chatting among themselves as the show returns from a commercial break, and are blessed with the presence of the Iron Man Champion, Andersen Vega, who appears on the titantron without any warning, lying on a sofa in his lockerroom with a smile on his face. Sending...
  9. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Kayfabe I Hate You!

    The audience were having a lovely Pre-Show, until Ladies and Gentlemen by Saliva blasted throughout the arena, completely ruining their day. Andersen Vega walks from behind the LED board and onto the stage with his WWEF Iron Man Championship around his waist. The crowd obviously aren't happy...
  10. Welsh-Wizard-97

    What was the last movie you watched?

    Hotel Transylvania 2... The first one was better, but it was still alright.
  11. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Kayfabe After The Match: Jack Rogue vs Chris Parks

    1! 2! 3! And the bell rings with the fans erupting in celebration as Jack Rogue emerges victorious in a closely fought contest against Chris Parks. Jack uses the ropes to climb to his feet and stumbles into the centre of the ring with the referee raising his hand in victory. A visible smile can...
  12. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Kayfabe Ladies And Gentlemen!

    This weeks episode of Precision starts with much love for Alice as his music hits to a Jack Rogue sized pop (Not really... About 10 decibels lower. Still a great pop though) Alice runs out from the curtain as hyper as can be. Happy and joyful with a smile for all to see. Looking healthy and...
  13. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Kayfabe I'm Back! WOOHOO!

    An interviewer, who's female, with blonde hair and who may or may be a parody of some chick who's on a Lunatic Fringe's D in RL is standing in the centre of the ring with a microphone in hand... Because I get my interviews in the ring. I am that big of a deal. Interviewer (Yenee Roung): Ladies...
  14. Welsh-Wizard-97

    What are some things people "assume" about you?

    I've never considered you a bully. You're a lot of things to me but a bully isn't one of them. Edit: In fact, I actually like and respect the fact that you speak/message what's on your mind even though I may not agree with some of it. As for me... That I'm always pissed off and trying to start...
  15. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Wrestler vs Wrestler (this or that)

    DX. Easy. Kevin Nash vs Kane (Big Daddy Cool vs His Former Fake Version)
  16. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Wrestler vs Wrestler (this or that)

    Promo and character wise, Chris Jericho. In-Ring work, Eddie. Overall though, Chris Jericho. Lance Storm vs Dean Malinko (Spelled that wrong)
  17. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Wrestler vs Wrestler (this or that)

    Michinoku Driver baby! (May have spelled that wrong) The New Day vs The Freebirds (Entertainment factor only. Lets mix shit up!)
  18. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Wrestler vs Wrestler (this or that)

    Bubba Ray... Easy. Shawn Michaels vs CM Punk
  19. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Kayfabe After The Match: Alice Xander vs Antonio "Anarchy" Stark.

    The fans in unison with the referee's hand counts "1! 2! 3!". The bell rings and the 20 minute match ends with Alice Xander narrowly picking up the win in an extremely tough match. Alice crawls to the ropes and pulls himself to his feet, his eyes make it seem as if he has no idea where he is as...
  20. Welsh-Wizard-97

    Kayfabe Generic Fighting Spirit Rant!

    Alice and the Precision Doctor Christopher Amann are walking down a corridor, with Doctor Amann showing concern for Alice's well being (That's a first). Doctor Amann: I strongly advise that you take the week off! Alice: Come on man, look. I'm fine, see?! Alice does a little pose and puts on a...