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  1. Dying over here (Main Event Madness rleated)

    Dying over here (Main Event Madness related) So I just heard about this place. I thought it was just gone. Anyway, I noticed they had a creative writing forum so, being a fan of the written word, I had to go take a peek and lo and behold this is what I found and seriously right meow you need to...
  2. Totally obsessed with this song right meow

    yI3gOgmMthw So goddamned good it hurts. Hayley Williams is perfect in this tune as well.
  3. Think I am becoming an alcoholic

    Yeah. Not good.
  4. Where did Y2Jasmine go again?

    She was back briefly, dunno what happened to her. Did someone out her? If so link me please.
  5. How has nobody commented on this yet?

    Fedor got schooled on Saturday night. Seriously thought he was a much smarter fighter than that. Was very disappointed.
  6. Come on and man up, fess up, ADMIT IT!

    We all do things that are embarassing. Do you have the testicles to admit your most embarassing traits? I'll start off with an easy one. I have a bad tendency to get emotional (read: get teary eyed) during sad parts of movies. Like in Forrest Gump when Jenny dies. :( Your turn.
  7. Stuffage

    Please change :D #1. Change how much rep I have to spread around before hitting the previous person up. Two should suffice. #2. When I am multi-quoting posts and I get to the bottom, I have to go all the way back up to hit the reply to thread button, put one on the bottom please. #3...
  8. Post here and I will tell you why I am better than you

    I will keep up on this until I lose interest. Fair warning that could be very fast.
  9. Rep levels

    -50000 - John's best friend -25000 - should probably be banned -10000 - ~!COMPLETE TRANSFORMATION!~ -5000 - ~!LEFT TURN!~ -2500 - is the apple of J's eye -1000 - Nigerian -500 - might as well be wearing a 'kick me' sign -100 - needs to step up his game 0 - is just another brick in the wall 100 -...
  10. So, Yoshi Tatsu eh?

    He won the pre-show battle royal which they did make a minor deal out of on the show. Do you think he'll get a push out of the deal? I think he's on Raw so maybe a shot against the Miz eventually for the US title or maybe he'll be a part of another make shift tag team for ShowMiz to mow down.
  11. Let's talk opinions

    Touchy subject ahead. Now everybody has an opinion this much is obvious. But let me ask you a few questions. Do you feel that all opinions are worth something? For example when someone says something mindbogglingly stupid like for hyperbole's sake "The sky is green" and you just look at...
  12. Shit could hit the fan in Korea

    Scary shit for South Korea as I have no doubt that Li'l Kim would have no problems using those nukes he has. Not sure though what role the US would have to play in this. I would assume that they would go to SK's aid but I am not sure if they have a pact that says they have to.
  13. lol Anne Coulter, gtfo

    Cannot stand this woman. She is the embodiment of everything wrong with the conservative movement. Now, don't get me wrong I understand that she is not the norm by any stretch of the imagination, but she still represents a small but very vocal minority. Also I love how she talks about freedom...
  14. Why is it so hard for some of you to admit that you were wrong?

    I was gonna post this in my section but fuck it, probably better off here. Why can't you just admit you were wrong? Everybody is wrong sometimes, just fucking admit it. I mean, look at me for example. I am better than all of you combined and as much as I hate doing it I can still admit I...
  15. The List part 4 - The Final Chapter w/ special announcemnet.

    40. John 39. LadyHotrod 38. Famous 37. Y2j_legend 36. kingaviles 35. The Leviathan 34. TK.GFX 33. Wordlife 32. LKP 31. Gards 30. Mat FTW 29. MattHardyV1 28. Nation 27. Rated RJC 26. FrenchKiss 25. Diesel 24. TJ 23. Toddy 22. XBA 21. Mike...
  16. lol WWE sticks it to Eric Bischoff

    So earlier this week he said this: http://www.prowrestling.net/artman/publish/TNA/article10010893.shtml Now they've done this: WWE has dropped the price of Eric Bischoff's book "Controversy Creates Cash" to just $1.98 on the company's Shopzone website...
  17. I'm just sayin' (Subtitle: the definition of hypocrisy)

    But yet she thinks it is hilarious when it happens to someone other than her. Case in point, LKP's name change to LKPedophile: http://www.impactwrestling.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39455 But yet it is okay for her to do it: http://www.impactwrestling.com/forum/member.php?u=9902 This is...
  18. Oh yeah, I forgot. Vote here if you want to ban John.

    If we can get a majority vote on this one the banhammer will be swung at John. Again. You know you want to.
  19. The List part 4 - The Final Chapter

    You know what to do.
  20. I will also be selling off some personal goods

    By personal goods I mean frozen samples of my semen. The perfect gift for all those women in your life who want children but will settle for nothing less than genetic perfection. My semen is guaranteed to produce the highest quality super children that money can buy. If your child isn't...