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  1. The Great Cochrane

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    Alcohol can be cancerous too, though! Even in small ammounts, I never drink to get drink anymore due to the fact that I'm too concerned about my athletic health and it can also be very fattening. I may help myself every now and than, but I'm gonna die eventually anyways :lol: I'm sure we all...
  2. The Great Cochrane

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    Now here's the big question... are you fine with it? Or do you still get the odd craving here or there? :lol:
  3. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    Hahaha no doubt, brah. Age is really just a number and if they want the same thing that you want it makes sense. Considering that first girl put you through that head game I'd personally scratch that one. Also take into the fact that she hasn't broken up with her boyfriend yet indicates that...
  4. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    From my past experience, girls who have the same morals as guys tend to be the crazier ones :lol:
  5. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    So I guess my last theory was wrong than? Out of curiosity my man, are you interested in pursuing a commitment with either of these girls?
  6. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    You know as much as I would love to prove you wrong. The bottom line is... Arguing over the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you're still Blue. Besides, I got enough evidence on these boards that suggests you're incompetent with the opposite sex so.. I...
  7. The Great Cochrane

    Funny Stories.

    Alright, it seems to me like a lot of these people are posting really dark touchy subjects and are coming off kinda bitchy... which I believe are necessity I mean everyone needs a place to vent right? But c'mon! Somebody's gotta shed some light in this mutha fucka! So I've decided to start a...
  8. The Great Cochrane

    Pistorius denies murder of girlfriend

    Yeah from a personal standpoint, I would take a Canadian policeman's jurisdiction on how I handle a firearm. You shoot because it's the last resort (so once in the leg area) not four blindshots to make sure a "thief" is completely dead. I think there's more to this than what the divulged details...
  9. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    Woah, this go a lot of comments haha. Gimme a lot of time to catch up on this. @messy: Just because you fail to give a real girl an orgasm doesn't give you the right to question my ability to. I can assume that by her calling me three times a week she was definitely lovin' the d, not to mention...
  10. The Great Cochrane

    Pistorius denies murder of girlfriend

    I was listening to the news at work, and I guess now he's saying he fired four shots blindly through a door (3 of which hit her) because he didn't have his prosthetic legs. Than when he realized his wife wasn't in bed. It sounds pretty bogus to me though. And I think as mentioned above this guy...
  11. The Great Cochrane

    The issues with the Creature known as "Woman"

    I guess it's time for a new one eh, since nobody has posted one I'll post one. This didn't so much piss me off, it just makes me wonder how girls think now a days. As I was new to the city, I definitely wanted to get out and explore. One of my buddies works at the apple store in one of the very...
  12. The Great Cochrane

    Big Booty or Big Boobs?

    He's right, Messy. If my post states anything it would go in accordance to what Julliet and Swamps said. If a girl's gonna just walk around and think she's king shit when she's not than it aint sexy. Where as if a girl presents herself in a confident manner regardless of what people say...
  13. The Great Cochrane

    I do, just look up my name.

    I do, just look up my name.
  14. The Great Cochrane

    UFC 157: Rousey Vs Carmouche Predictions

    Well everybody, it's that time of month again, UFC PPV time! This pay per view's gonna be huge because for the first time ever the UFC will crown a female champion as "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey who's been seemingly unstoppable goes up against a hungry challenger; Liz Carmouche. Also, Lyoto Machida...
  15. The Great Cochrane

    Wrestling dropped from Olympics as of 2020

    I agree. I'm no hater, and it does require quite a bit of athleticism (considering the way they explode into those flips and shit). If you do synchronized swimming than by all means keep doing yo thang. I just don't think it should be in the olympics because it lacks competition. The whole...
  16. The Great Cochrane

    Wrestling dropped from Olympics as of 2020

    Yeah man, like what the fuck is synchronized swimming? Shit should be on the woman's network.. not the olympics.
  17. The Great Cochrane

    Name Game

    Mick Jagger
  18. The Great Cochrane

    Big Booty or Big Boobs?

    Omg, I figured a discussion like this would come to fruition. I just have to put my two cents in now lol. Look, any fat chick can walk around with big tits and think she's queen shit just because of it. I used to work with this girl who was like that, my theory is.. if you're fat, you should at...
  19. The Great Cochrane

    This one's for all the lovers (Love Songs)

    Frank Ocean - Nature Feels http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTIaZSWZxtM
  20. The Great Cochrane

    WrestlingPunks 2013 Photo Album - 3D Version

    Re: The 2013 Pulse Photo Album!!!! That's pretty cool, man. I like those zombie photos. This was taken from the Brasa Weekend: For those of you who don't know who the big man in the middle is, that's Ze Mario Esfiha. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu black belt from Austin Texas. And if you don't know who...